Eric Boesch

brave, important replies that make you stand up and cheer

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@NotJosephGarcia If the abuse is severe, do not resist. Simply force an exchange of consciousness with your abuser moments before your body dies.

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@MoMohler I'm gonna get promoted to deputy sleeper arounder. Just gotta time the self-abasing sycophancy versus scheming just right. Half these guys believe this stuff and another half turn over every two months, so just gotta beat that last quarter. I'm thinking listeria.

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@AnneHatfieldVO We should annex the first 10 feet of coastline of every other country for the fishing rights.

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@lordratsquirt Men are from the cable company, women are from the phone company.

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@Camel_Crushin The odometer says we have already gone 4 1/2 miles, so it shouldn't be more than a mile or so to state route 723, which looks like it's paved.

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@ThisLocalHater Newbies! Turn back now, while you still can. Read "The Color from Outer Space," because it's relevant, and because it's not Twitter.

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@GyllKing @LGBTQPrideUK @miffythegamer @michaelpforan I'm largely pro-trans-rights. But few people can be trusted to fairly summarize the views of people they disagree with, and none of them support cancel culture.

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@DamonHunzeker That was a joke, and I will laugh at it later when I have more time.

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@DamonHunzeker None of us understand this joke as deeply as the person who told it. Only one person has standing to judge. And to anyone who didn't laugh? How dare you. How dare you!

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@tracewoodgrains Can you be relied on to boost the party bullshit du jour: no.
Can you at least be relied on to ignore it: no.

Hence:

Are you reliable: no.
Should you be deboosted: yes.

Works just as well from a Trump loyalist perspective.

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@tracewoodgrains I read a decent chunk of the Koran. I can't swear I got this right, but as I recall, having been exposed to the Word and rejected it, my status fell from murky ignorance to definitely fallen. So that's great. I feel like risk of eternal hellfire deserves a content warning.

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@cowincrisis Do you mean Xanadu, the movie, or Xanadu, the hit single that reached #1 in Zimbabwe?

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@pennymacker The Merlin app just added 770 new bird species native to Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Russia, China, and Ukraine, thanks to a $470 billion donation from the NSA. Check it out!

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@Integrity_Freak Put strangers at ease by walking up to them and saying, "I do not hate you."

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@octopuscaveman @B0UMAN Putting my PhGoogle degree to use, Wikipedia sez the max recorded earthquake depth is 736 km. https://t.co/tJdcsEwkP6

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@AnneHatfieldVO The eruption of Krakatoa was heard across 8% of the Earth. But no other volcano answered. It seemed to be alone, its species destined for extinction. So how was Son of Krakatoa (Anak Krakatoa) formed? Nobody knows. It is a geological mystery.

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@davidzweig @NM_Jeff The NYT says it's "widely recognized as a Nazi symbol," though a week ago, I would have called it a symbol for pirates and k-rad badasses.

There's enough Hitler apologia going around, from not just one political wing. No need to seize on well-maybes.

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@wil_da_beast630 Duty sex can be awesome -- a reminder the argument of the day isn't paramount. Great sex from the first minute presumes things are already good. Mutually putting sex on hold after a fight until somehow that feeling spontaneously returns can become next year's divorce.

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@njalbertini @octopuscaveman Picard: Computer, are you not capable of recognizing my voice?

Food replicator: ¿Cómo té llamas, señor?

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@jarvis_best The punchable face physical trait is hard to define but found exclusively among white guys I don't like, because oblique references to violence against anyone else are either racist or sexist.