Claire

[Claire @aclairebearr]

what’s the deal with white men and german shepherds

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Claire @aclairebearr]

@Snapchat @snapchatsupport so when can we get the snap streak feature for groups???

[Claire @aclairebearr]

my only talent is knowing every single word of Colt 45

[Claire @aclairebearr]

I now have a plumbing company & an HVAC company that I’m a regular client at and I get so excited to recommend them to other people. I think I’ve reached peak adulthood and I have never felt more boring.

[Claire @aclairebearr]

does anyone know how to not be tired all the time?

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

👏🏼 Normalize 👏🏼 seven 👏🏼 day 👏🏼 weekends 👏🏼

[Claire @aclairebearr]

do you call your parents about every minor inconvenience in your life or are you normal?

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Is your phone full of hundreds of photos of your pet doing absolutely nothing or are you normal?

[Claire @aclairebearr]

today I watched two entire football games by myself and I actually enjoyed it and was very into it. bigggg sports gal now.

[Claire @aclairebearr]

so is every Trader Joe’s constantly busy and have the worst parking ever?

[Claire @aclairebearr]

anyone else just sit and stare at their pet and wonder if they are happy with their life?

[Claire @aclairebearr]

Today is #GlobalHandwashingDay! Just like our hands, facial masks should be washed regularly –as should clothes, sheets and towels. Check out this video from @attn to learn more and to celebrate #GHD #TidePartner #contest

[attn @attn]

October 15th is #GlobalHandwashingDay ✋

(Remember to wash your hands, masks, and clothes on a regular basis, not just today)

Made in partnership with @tide

[Dani Lyle @Danika_Lyle]

if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self?

stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash.

[Claire @aclairebearr]

this fucking idiot

[Monzo 🏦 @monzo]

If your bank account could talk, what would it say?

[austin @convictedloner]

“idk i’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it

[Nobody @pillxwx]

Bringing this video back because 2020 sucks and everyone needs cheering up

[Claire @aclairebearr]

Dance Moms is so underrated, this show is absolutely wild

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

I’m officially dedicating my life to suicide prevention and mental illness!!! Y’all not alone Waka Flocka Flame is with y’all now!!!!

[Claire @aclairebearr]

@The_Tribecca but seriously, Karen’s have just continuously gotten worse and worse