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[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@oasisterss FUCKOFF

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

lots of good clean fun with england and scotland fans winding each other up as per usual but i think we do need to call a meeting because the americans appear to think that they’re allowed to join in and we can’t afford to set that precedent

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

[Sam Bowman @s8mb]

A lot of people worry about their kids getting too much “screen time” but I think what’s actually on the screen matters. My son’s favourite TV is the Heathrow Airport runway livestream, which feels like a pretty great thing to watch to me.

[enzo @amaybetino]

when the war against AI starts and I have to kill spotify DJ

[Cllr Rhys Benjamin 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @RhysBenjamin]

I’m 27.
I’m single.
I have a modest income.
I have a Plan 2 student loan repayment.
I have a LISA.
I had to move back in with parents after University and I’m still there.
I don’t claim benefits.
I save.

And according to Rachel Thieves, I’m fair game to be taxed until I squeak.

[tom @actuaIIytom]

@andychapman1968 @TheRoystonClub @concorde_2 from their IG story

[jay @denvermayor]

the cure for the male loneliness epidemic appears to be just going to one of the oasis reunion shows

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Fast walkers have higher IQ & larger brains than slow walkers.

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

today is my dog's birthday so he is allowed a cigarette

[steven Klopp @stevenKloppLFC2]

first pic i’m recreating when it’s hot outside

[🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱 @jackalbion96]

How it feels to listen to a band who haven’t released an album yet.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

People complain about UK train travel but name another country delivering tickets this cheap that include a 2hr 35 min tour of Milton Keynes Central station plus the ‘change at Northampton in the dead of night’ experience

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

bit rude mate you can just say "groom"

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

"Yeah let me run it by my lawyer real quick"

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I really don’t see the problem here. You traded United States dollars for hawk tuah coin. She got yo ass fair and square