AcTUaL

y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ dumb and broke

[n ོ @50liksf]

çöle alışmış olman okyanusu hak etmediğin anlamına gelmez

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Sorry can’t make it, my cat wants me at home tonight

[elio ۞ @mildmelancholy_]

I want to speak Urdu like this someday man. Sounds gorgeous.

[Anthony Eden hate account @areyouawitchor2]

Being born in like 1895 in western must’ve been an unbelievable terrible life. You’re 19 when WWI starts and if you survive, you’re 30s are the Great Depression AND THEN your 40s are WWII

[Noor Tarar @withnoorr]

I will absolutely take the longer route if the trees are prettier

[Catalyst @Catalystx_]

There was the time ₹500 used to be serious money .

[kari @Karibastidas_]

no entiendo realmente este año, cada 2 minutos es lunes

[shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。 @nikutaberuru]

神様にお願いがあります。
猫の腎臓をもっと強くして下さい。

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

there is someone out there who snagged the "[email protected]" email address btw

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

Sundays were made to lay in bed all day, eat every two hours and complain that tomorrow is Monday

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[•ᒪᑌᑎᗩ• @Lunita_Os]

Puede que sea una mujer adulta, pero si un gato me maúlla, estamos teniendo una conversación.

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

Shits funny until you realize it's October next Thursday

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

En este restaurante tienes que seguir al gato y te lleva la mesa vacía