sad lasagna boi

🏳️‍🌈 • she/her • BLM || writer. comedian. imposter. || “like if Wednesday Addams identified as a Floridian”

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

one dude last night texted me at 3 am and said “how’s THIS for down bad” and then sent me a video of him playing guitar lmaoo like??

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

A cause for celebration 🎉 We can't wait to continue to celebrate every moment, big or small, with you.

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

@jamesmyuhls drum roll!!!!!!

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

how it feels to be a swiftie on spotify wrapped day

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

She going through her bf’s likes at the Faye Webster concert

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

14 years ago today, ‘JENNIFER’S BODY’ was released in theatres.

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

@tayrog98 dam without me ?? ahaha

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

can’t believe they called it “Talk to Me” instead of “Talk to the Hand” smh

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

@jamesmyuhls hate it

[Xtine (Retired Crashout) @X_tinek]

realizing when im acting like my father

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

new idea: a chatbot that texts me once every hour that it’s going to be okay so i don’t cry

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

girls’ night

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

everyone kept telling me my office was too depressing and barren bc i didn’t decorate so i put this up

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

my patron saint (bernard)

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

we’re both comedians and we met at an open mic. he was just passing through and only supposed to be in town for the night but his phone got stolen and he had to stay a few more days. and in TOTALLY unrelated news, i’m selling an iPhone 8, if anyone’s interested…

[Inari NOT Briana . @inaribriana]

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?

Indulge me I’m a romantic!

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me in the office every Friday not doing any work

[sad lasagna boi @actuallycait]

capitalism wins every time i Only eat two plates of food at a buffett