Kris

she/her. 24.

[Kris @actuallykriss]

#FreeBritney

https://t.co/tY1yQNsSoY

[Kris @actuallykriss]

@slayyyter sweetheart no one should be embarrassed to like your music and if they are, they’re not someone you wanna talk to anyways 😘😘😘

[Variety @Variety]

Slayyyter says she hasn’t met Taylor Swift yet and that she doesn’t want to reveal which celebrities have slid into her DMs:

“What if they’re embarrassed that they like my music? What if I’m their guilty pleasure?”

#VMAs

[Kris @actuallykriss]

Oh it might be over

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Unbelievable.

3 hours later and the 10Y Note Yield is now above 5.20% for the first time in 19 years.

The 10Y Note Yield is now up +50 basis points in 30 days and +30 basis points in 2 days.

Even more remarkable is that the average American has no idea this is happening. Yet.

The bond market is imploding in front of our eyes.

[Kris @actuallykriss]

What if! We just had a primary and we didn’t do all of this.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

NEWSOM SAYS HE WON'T RUN AGAINST HARRIS IN 2028 — CNN

[WhovianSentaiRiderFan @DW_SS_KR_FAN]

#DALvsNYG #NYGiants #BIGBLUE

[Kris @actuallykriss]

Did you and Cory coordinate this post or? Gas is $4 a gallon and no one can buy fresh produce without getting sick and you’re tweeting about Hasan piker. Priorities people priorities

[Rep Josh Gottheimer @RepJoshG]

In April, @RepMikeLawler and I introduced a bipartisan resolution condemning antisemitic rhetoric from online personalities like Hasan Piker and Candace Owens. Piker just proved exactly why we need it.

Telling millions of Americans that Jews who support the US-Israel relationship bring violence on themselves is sick, wrong, and straight out of the Nazi playbook. Republican leadership should to bring our resolution to the floor for a vote next week!

[Kris @actuallykriss]

Cory the treasury secretary is using the general fund to buy back bonds and there’s Navy personnel starving on a ship right now and you’re tweeting about Hasan piker. Get a GRIP!!!

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Hasan Piker’s dangerous and hateful language targeting Jewish Americans has no place in our civic discourse. Suggesting that Jewish Americans bear responsibility for hatred or violence directed against them is wrong, dangerous, and antisemitic.

We can, and should, argue fiercely over policy. We should have meaningful dialogue and debate about the policies and actions of the Israeli government and American foreign policy. That is the lifeblood of democracy. But that’s not what this is.

No American should be told that their political beliefs make them responsible for hatred or violence directed against them. There is a bright line between vigorous debate and rhetoric that stokes hatred toward our neighbors. Mr. Piker has crossed that line, repeatedly and unmistakably.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Joe Rogan: I was at the White House, so was Shane.

Shane Gillis: Let's stop bringing that up. Back then, when I was taking that picture, I was like, this guy's gonna release the Epstein Files, and no more wars. I like that. Also, I still didn't vote for him.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.

[brian @brianonhere]

me when i have a big night planned

[Kris @actuallykriss]

@AndyBeshearKY Just call the special election

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s staff are reportedly planning a big announcement for the day after the Kentucky special election deadline passes.

[Kris @actuallykriss]

Josh the primary is tomorrow and tour quote tweeting hasan. Gas is $4.30 a gallon.

[Rep Josh Gottheimer @RepJoshG]

This from the guy who said Hamas is "a thousand times better" than Israel after Hamas attempted to exterminate the Jews. Your Nazi detector might be broken, Hasan.

[wor$t man in america @slayyyter]

WOR$T GIRL LATE NIGHT DEBUT !! 🎆@FallonTonight @jimmyfallon

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

The sight of ducks walking on Hydrangea petals 🦆

Hydrangea season in Japan

[Kris @actuallykriss]

Hey John just real quick question: how do bombs produce peace?

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Operation Epic Fury.

President Trump has been willing to do what’s right and necessary to produce real peace in the region.

God bless the United States, our great military, and Israel.

[২ @musesarchive]

Her first lady aesthetic is startinggg

[Kris @actuallykriss]

*they’re negotiating. It’s Sunday I don’t have to spellcheck my tweets

[Kris @actuallykriss]

They’ve negotiating how much another two Super Bowl runs are gonna cost.

[Giants Nation Show @GiantsNationPod]

Roger Goodell keeps showing up to Giants games

[Kris @actuallykriss]

(Also I imagine, since NYC is where NFL is headquartered, MetLife games are just easiest for him attend. Also! Both football teams based in the biggest media market in the US being bad is No Bueno.)

[Kris @actuallykriss]

….. noted

[Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi]

Women with PCOS who ate breakfast as their largest meal = 2.5x higher ovulation rate 🤯

Study tracked 60 lean PCOS women for 12 weeks:

- Breakfast group (980 cal breakfast, 190 cal dinner): 50% ovulated
- Dinner group (190 cal breakfast, 980 cal dinner): 20% ovulated

Same calories. Different timing.

Breakfast group also saw:

- 53% drop in insulin
- 50% drop in testosterone
- 8% drop in glucose

DO NOT SKIP BREAKFAST!

Your body processes food better in the morning. If you are going to skip any meal, make it dinner.

[Kris @actuallykriss]

Like what are we doing here man

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: First baseman Pete Alonso and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $155 million contract, sources tell @JeffPassan.

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