bearded jerk

Slowly but surely figuring it out

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@unarose7 @HellGateNY Do you do anything for animals in the actual world? Or is all your activism the 128 characters or less variety 🥴

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@CaseyExplosion Good on you for self care 💜

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

Half-Life Alyx exists in such a funny niche to me. there's a critically-acclaimed, unthinkably innovative mainline entry in the uber-popular Half-Life series that's like no other video game on the market, and you can buy it from Valve right now. but also it costs $1000

[Claire Hummel @shoomlah]

speaking as the artist who designed Young Liz for Bioshock Infinite, I love to see an article promising a bold new future where she could just look like someone’s half-assed cosplay instead

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

The fact that the bank could still exist after paying the fine means money laundering is legal for anyone who can afford to do it.

[We’re In Hell @WereInHellYT]

New Kamala yard signs go hard

[Joseph O'Neill @JosephONeillx]

Trump's campaign has entered a visibly unhinged and repellent phase that would spell political self-destruction for Trump if Harris-Walz were to seize on it. Instead they're pushing a "bipartisan council" with these people. What the hell is going on? Can somebody talk to them?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

spending yom kippur in brooklyn with hundreds of jews who reject the notion that jewish safety must come at the expense of palestinians, for our liberation is intertwined

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

BREAKING: The latest UN report on Israel's destruction of hospitals in Gaza also yet again confirms systematic Israeli mass rape of Palestinian men and women in their rape-dungeons. Yet the entire Western media class who fabricated the "mass rape" hoax are all silent on it

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@ChaseMit Bioshock DLC looking bullshit…

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@beherleader Maybe you can teach husbands how to get mercilessly ratio’d in their marriage 👍🏻

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@neomechanica “No THIS pumpkin spice beer is different, you’ll like it!!”

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@ZalinskyS @Elamimaxima Bro stands ready to slurp up any extra genetic material from apartheid Ralph Wiggum

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@RyanCMullally @ninoMu5 @BDaveWalters Nobody knows what this guy is talking about, least of all him.

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@DuaneTh50062020 @MahaGaza “Gunwriter” - bro over here playing pretend badass at the typewriter 😂

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@AwfulWeebGamer @MarioBrothBlog “It’s a living!”

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@AlexLemcovich @CaseyExplosion Highly recommend Ring of Pain’s roguelike tumbling through a singsong nightmare tower populated by fiendish quivering masses, feathers, goo, and claws

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@myqkaplan If she believes you don’t exist when she can’t pee you from the kitchen, maybe urine countering a lack of object permanence.

Try a game of peekaboo?

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

Problem isn’t some scarcity of resources such that the U.S. can’t send money to both Israel and Asheville. The U.S. keeps opening its pockets to Israel & will pinch pennies for Appalachia because its leaders don’t see the people on the losing end of those choices as human

[bearded jerk @adamcarpenter]

@GianmarcoSoresi Me, talking on a date while my brain bangs on the wall/yells: why the fuck are we telling them ANY OF THIS??!