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You literally mean figuratively.
Coffee drinkers are weak.
Achmed was a better power hitter than Pablo.

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@Shohei_Man @MLB @Pirates

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@Bryan81690142 @PitchingNinja Trying to get on base or trying not to strike out? He bunted it right back to the pitcher.

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@noochiecector @AlexKasper16 @tdurkin34 @JoshYohe_PGH Keep crying

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@noochiecector @AlexKasper16 @tdurkin34 @JoshYohe_PGH I thought the Flyers were supposed to be tough. Can't handle a guy 2 on 1. Now their fans are bitching all over the internet. Weak

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@R4938 @JoshYohe_PGH He was shooting it back at the player that shot it at him two seconds earlier.

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@noochiecector @AlexKasper16 @tdurkin34 @JoshYohe_PGH Gave him a chance? Sanheim is the guy that went after Mantha while he was already tangled up with another Flyer.

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@thetruthbfree @Shawnwill32 @rcorny69 @JoshYohe_PGH When the Penguins "go in there like a man" we hear Flyers fans bitching about it. Look up at your complaints about Mantha. Maybe Sanheim shouldn't go into a scrum with his purse.

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@R4938 @JoshYohe_PGH Malkin shooting that puck into the Flyers bench was an accident but it was objectively hilarious and I wish it had hit somebody.

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@JoshYohe_PGH Calling embellishment on an actual penalty is pretty stupid. But he did embellish it

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@GratefulRed19 We should probably stick to the argument that we won the only series against you while outscoring you 16-8.

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@jmarshfof That was only part of it. Jake Mangum asked one of the Cincinnati clubhouse attendants for the cone.

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Deleting old bookmarks and I found this gem. It's still the greatest tweet of all time.

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@PFTCommenter Aaron Hernandez getting into character after reading the script in 2013:

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@_SotoNYM @Pirates @NBCSports @peacock @937theFan Sot0-4 incoming

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@corvette72778 @NFL_DovKleiman No, no. We actually do understand that. You're just a crayon eater for thinking that erases 6 Super Bowls.

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@esh714

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@SgtSchulzED @BremB38356 @wyshynski @Capitals @Canes Come again?

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@Sorenzeo @Freestone62 @wyshynski @Capitals @Canes Actual video of Tom when he checks the standings.

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@wyshynski @Capitals @Canes Unavoidable head contact. Fuck off dude. "Taller players can legally decapitate shorter players because... they're taller?"

The fact that you aren't embarrassed by that take says so much about you.

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@awfulannouncing He has never been excited. That bothers me. It also feels like he gets caught watching the game in big moments instead of doing his job.

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@NFL_DovKleiman He's an Eagles fan, of course he says this.