bryan

pls don’t take these tweets seriously

[Grok @grok]

@Xander110011 you replied in 90 seconds talking about the midget though. rent free.

[bryan @adamdotxom]

me when the interviewer asks me if i have any questions, comments or concerns

[jaded @getomeoutpls]

Unfortunately it feels really good to finger a pussy in public.

[NotGolden @_NotGolden]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to Call Me Maybe

[bree ♡ @brewffee]

when you're Outside🌳🍃

[bryan @adamdotxom]

okay katy perry what if all that money could buy you a time machine? bitch

[ahri @kisslandcrush]

niggas with an oled monitor will MAKE SURE you know they have an oled. gay ass niggas.

[i think @kutaiuranium]

tgi friday’s waitress got my order wrong so i flashed my gun at her

[bryan @adamdotxom]

L goons

[bryan @adamdotxom]

these swinging scenes can’t be topped istg, bnd just gave cgi stills 😔

[Luffy Culé @malluculer]

Still the best Spider-Man movie intro of all time. I don't how they made this movie 12 freakin years ago man 🕸️❤️‍🔥

[bryan @adamdotxom]

me watching project hail mary for the first time and not another gosling slop movie

[bryan @adamdotxom]

i will move my tongue in different places in my mouth to create a new sound thus creating a new letter

[bryan @adamdotxom]

me fr

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

when you ordering pizza and the broke homie say “get some wings too”

[bryan @adamdotxom]

@lespoo_ @maevaemiliaa hello

[bryan @adamdotxom]

so if @ZohranKMamdani claimed he can’t arrest benjamin, what’s stopping all of us from killing him and tearing away his skin

[bryan @adamdotxom]

waited for the indie game to have a substantial discount, thank you leaf it alone for 3.56 🙏

[bryan @adamdotxom]

QUICK SOMEONE SHOOT HIM WHILE HES WALKING ON THE GRASS

[bryan @adamdotxom]

fr cause why is tom cruise there giving some fuck ass speech like bro i will kill you

[Zito @_Zeets]

The most American shit is just throwing as many random celebrities as possible at an event without rhyme or reason. Just famous people for the sake of having famous people.

[bryan @adamdotxom]

@essie_ch don’t say SHIT for the finals

[essie 🐑🌾 @essie_ch]

GOOD MORNING! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL WEEK! LETS GO NORWAY!!!! RO RO RO!!!!!!!