Adam

Schizophrenic comedian

[Adam @adamthearse]

If you're going through hell, keep going. Remember, remember #hodlthensell

[Adam @adamthearse]

@TiffanyFong It's mint it's indestructible. Submerse in water for a week. Replant

[Sunny Po @sunny051488]

We are almost at the stage where the market thinks bitcoin can never go up again.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🤖 A guy built an AI turret to get revenge on pigeons for shitting on his balcony

Tired of birds constantly covering his balcony in poop, he built an automated system with a neural network, camera, and water cannon.

Now the AI detects pigeons in real time and automatically blasts them with jets of water.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Rescued kitten refuses to sleep without her German Shepherd..🐕🐾🐈😊

[Coffee House Stocks @CoffeeStocksGuy]

https://t.co/139bOSPqmq

[Adam @adamthearse]

Hard life Saturday

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇮🇷 Iranian government also posted this “remake” of the famous Mexican bro skating with his juice … war in 2026 is wild.

[Ryan Detrick, CMT @RyanDetrick]

So many of these, but this one is a classic Chuck Norris joke. 🐅

#RIPChuckNorris

https://t.co/UcAuqNEtFF

[Amazing Things @amazingthings_]

Researchers found that mushrooms send continuous electrical signals through their mycelium network.

When these signals are fed into a synthesizer, each one becomes a note, turning the fungus into a real-time music maker

[Anatolij Sharij @anatoliisharii]

35 Members of the European Parliament signed a condemnation of the actions of Hungary, which had seized €80 million in cash that was being transported to Kiev.

How many Members of the European Parliament condemned Zelensky’s ban on the opposition?

Zero.

How many Members of the European Parliament condemned the killing of negotiator Kireev?

The SBU killed him like a dog, and his body was demonstratively thrown in the middle of Kyiv.

Zero.

They most likely do not even know about it.

How many Members of the European Parliament condemned the indiscriminate executions in February–March 2022?

Zero.

How many Members of the European Parliament expressed a desire to conduct an investigation into the use of European money after colossal corruption in Zelensky’s presidential office was exposed?

Zero.

The funniest thing is that in Zelensky’s office these Members of Parliament are considered garbage.

Simply degenerates, idiots who are useful only for obtaining what is desired - money, support for obtaining money, and so on.

But no one considers them human beings.

They are considered merely useful idiots.

So what is it, useful idiots - you will never see even one percent of the money that Kiev launders every day.

You will simply remain poor useful idiots who try to ingratiate yourselves with the Kiev authorities.

[Julian Kwan @julian2kwan]

For those who missed it!

[Brave @BraveBolts]

@forallcurious

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

what’s the best CT tweet of all time?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Bro pulled off the best video of his life

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When someone asks you about your day but you've been living the same day for the past 6 years

[Adam @adamthearse]

@TylerDurden Switch to Utopia instead you won't regret watching the first season and remembering lockdown...

https://t.co/LKmHPSFmwx

[gainzy @gainzy222]

@doomerfied ffs

[Abhijit @abhijitwt]

To cure cancer right?!? 😭

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

😂Hilarious! What the words to The Lion King song actually mean…