Adam X. Parsons

comedian • writer • mixologist • 🎫 in link ⬇️

[Adam X. Parsons @adamxparsons]

Course Of Action Comedy Night 8 @ AMH • 01.09.23 https://t.co/5fGxNd7tw8 via @YouTube

#COURSEOFACTIONCOMEDY

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@NancyMace What a stupid bitch

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@takeths2yrgrave Oh my goodness.

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

Today in 2001, Saves the Day released Stay What You Are, their third album and arguably one of the most influential albums from that decade. "At Your Funeral" was the lead single and is still considered essential to any playlist

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It amazes me how many times the 2026 Mets can have "the worst game of 2026" in 2026.

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@darth3d @thetrueshelby yeah, him + his family + his friends + his administration + his donors + his worshippers + his corruption + his lies

you can add some more if you'd like

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Just ate a bottle of Flintstone vitamins because I was feeling nostalgic.

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another piece of garbage.

[Jack @jackunheard]

I’m going to make a prediction…

$2.50 gas by end of June.

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Shout out to my neighbor for going six months without taking their Christmas lights down.

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@poisonouspixies Saturn was my guy.

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@rzdchxrry CHVRCHES

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@BamSullivan Kill Marko Stunt for me.

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@mahenderson1973 @guy_pharm @FreddyLA7 And a restaurant at the top.

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@NYMhistory It’s been all downhill ever since.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Scotty 2 Hotty and his son sharing the ring together is one of the coolest full circle moments in wrestling.

YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT.

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what a stupid fat fuck.

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I don’t know who's actually worse: bandwagon Knicks fans or actual Knicks fans

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@pri61684 @_Zeets Working class white male here. Fuck Trump & anyone who likes him.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Your wife when you tell her all those ensemble reality shows are scripted and they do multiple takes for each scene

[SNY @SNYtv]

"It has HAPPENED!"

14 years ago today, Johan Santana threw the first no-hitter in Mets history.

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@DrKoWN_ @TheFleshGordon @gofishh77 what a dumb fuck.