Hayden Panettiere on Ellen:
She walks out in a dress, sits down, and casually mentions she heard there might be a dunk tank… then stands up and peels the whole outfit off to reveal a full black wetsuit underneath. With heels still on.
Ellen loses it.
Then Hayden hits her with the shark story: she’s underwater with these massive nurse sharks, photographer lifts the camera, she holds her breath so the bubbles don’t ruin the shot… and a gummy shark just full-sends it and clocks her in the back of the head at the exact second the photo snaps. Eyes wide open, mid-scream, perfect timing.
She looks at the picture on the monitor and just goes, “Eyes like saucers.”
Absolute legend energy.
@hellierd Punchy ticket prices, Slavia Prague ain’t Barca, plus we’ve been pretty poor for weeks, @hellierd and it’s three weeks before Christmas. Lucky we got as many as we did.
But three points will help and Liverpool next home match. Let’s see what the attendance is then.
Smashing a champagne bottle against a ship's hull during a launching ceremony is a well-established tradition symbolizing good luck and blessing for the ship's journey...
No, not 💯 Elon. In the U.K. they’re not going round ‘finding people who’ve said something they disagree with and putting them in a f—king cage.’ Some people are being charged for inciting racial hatred and for organising acts of violence. It’s very specific, and it’s the law in most democracies including the US. For example, one person has pleaded guilty today to inciting an attack on a hotel housing asylum seekers: an attack which then took place. Another hotel was set on fire, with people still inside. Freedom carries responsibility: and freedom of speech carries with it the responsibility of each of us to use our words wisely and to be aware of the damage misinformation can cause. To be clear, criminal violence directed towards various communities in the U.K. was perpetrated as a result of malicious and specifically targeted misinformation online. And it’s a relief no-one was killed. Words matter. And yet here you are, running a huge information network, and all you can do is post 💯 over something you choose not to verify for accuracy, not alert people to it’s highly damaging nature. In fact, because of who you are, your 💯 gives it a stamp of approval in the eyes of those who seek validation for their actions. What we say and do has real consequences. That’s because we’re not in a matrix, we’re in real life, and sticking 💯 on a lie doesn’t turn it into truth.
Risking sounding like a broken record, but important to put on repeat: YOU ARE NOT YOUR AUDIENCE.
We often assume that our own thought processes and reasoning will be effective in convincing others, but this is frequently far from true.
Today at 3pm phones will sound the #EmergencyAlert . If you or someone you know has a hidden phone, for safety, here’s how to stop it from being detected today. For Android (iPhone instructions in previous tweet) ⬇️
Today at 3pm phones will sound the #EmergencyAlert . If you or someone you know has a hidden phone, for safety, here’s how to stop it from being detected today. For iPhone (Android instructions coming up) ⬇️
Significant news.
@googlecloud calls out @MicrosoftEU for ‘anti-competitive practices’ by trying to buy off EU ☁️ firms to protect its own #Azure cloud services
https://t.co/z0lxJtSbyq
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Twitter fam, thank you for helping me to find the family of the 9 year old girl from NJ who had the police called on her by her neighbor for collecting lantern flies. I connected with them & invited them to @yale for a Black girl led Science Tour! Yesterday—HISTORY was MADE (1/)