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[🍊LiquidResonance🌱 @addanalysis]

What a time to be alive 😂

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Tushar Jain @tushar_jain]

Lab grown diamonds crashed the price of diamonds. What will lab grown gold do to the price of gold?

[Abud Bakri MD @AbudBakri]

I think cancer will be solved soon.

[💡🍊 @illL_umiN8]

What do you think is actually going on here?

[Mati @0xCordeiro]

In the last 24 hours:

1. iPhone 11 through 16 are apparently vulnerable to remote attacks.

2. SSL certificates are broken until browsers remove eMudhra CA.

3. PHP >9 vulnerability CVE published (tomorrow).

The world is about to witness things that have never been seen before.

[🥷🏿 @THESTAKERCLASS]

The compounding effect of adding a brick a day has caught up and now moves that felt months away are happening week after week.

[Pete Oxenham @peteoxenham]

a machinist buddy of mine made this and sells them for $200 now. easily the cheapest and best dnc solution on the market, the spiritual successor to chattersync

if you’re not familiar with this market companies love to sell you some 2000s era pos for $2000+

ai is coming fast

[🍊 @OrangeGooey]

if you cared half as much about being in service to others as you did about lining your own pockets you would have more than lint left when the sales pitch is over.

[🍊 @OrangeGooey]

within a couple days it will be possible to fund a plankcrash account with debit or ach or robinhood investment accounts, play as many or few games as you please. place your risk in live time manually and or set a final lock before the launch.

you won’t need to make a txn for each game session, and you can withdraw your funds anytime to your bank account.

sweep and spend balances across all managed accounts fiat and crypto

recommend using a credit union as they’re better for crypto fiat.

soon referral links and revenue share wiring.

https://t.co/BzPz4DlYBV

[Andrew Case @attrc]

Full details of a remotely exploitable vulnerability in the core engine of *all* PHP versions will be released tomorrow, October 21st. If your organization has internet facing PHP applications then you need to be ready to patch the minute the update is released or *strongly* consider taking the application offline until you can:

https://t.co/hpdTOdvSsQ

[anabology @anabology]

Claude isn't a great musician (yet)

But this kind of video would be unfathomable to make even 6 months ago with previous LLMs

"Claudia Explains: Euclid"

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️ A leaked Cellebrite flyer shows forensic labs a remote iPhone unlock appliance with a range of about 8 metres.

It covers the iPhone 11 to 16, even with Stolen Device Protection on. The blogger who got it suspects a Bluetooth bug Apple quietly patched.

[🍊 @OrangeGooey]

i cannot wait to just give our community flwrs all the time forever.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

"hey computer, design me a new peptide, combine the effects of retatrutide, CJC-1295, tesamorelin, GHK-Cu, and BPC-157 with zero side effects and makes my pp bigger, make me absolutely fucking massive, 7% body fat, perfect skin and hair.
design it for one shot a week. actually fuck it, make it a weekly pill. make no mistakes"

[🍊 @OrangeGooey]

https://t.co/GHHwzSzFqR

[Li Zexin 李泽欣 @XH_Lee23]

The Chinese drone team smashed two Guinness World Records in the US. They've brought stunning drone shows for three nights in Texas.

71,207 drones: Most drones launched in a week;

10,183 drones: Largest aerial display of a mythical creature formed by drones.

[🍊LiquidResonance🌱 @addanalysis]

I need a few home defense roombas

[Ethan Gao @ga0_lab]

Hey anduril

[Chubz @chubzxmeta]

My broke ass can’t afford a @MiladyMaker333 so I made my own…

How’d I do?

Milady

[🍊🌱 Imiro.tang 🌱🍊 @Imiro_tang]

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