Aden

[Aden @adey303]

Roses are yellow
Violets are black
I might be colourblind
But you are a twat.

[Aden @adey303]

Some people die at 25
But don't get buried until 75.

[Aden @adey303]

Drink 'till I sink!

[Aden @adey303]

Be like Clyde!

[Aden @adey303]

People are still here, some are still tweeting.....bwahahaha!!

[Aden @adey303]

Still here, lingering like a bad smell...

[Aden @adey303]

They both pay more attention to the swans and their brood than to me..😏

[Aden @adey303]

43% ABV. I need more of a challenge.

[Aden @adey303]

Jokes. There were brain-dead zombies and mutant sheep everywhere, still putting their trust in their governments.
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#WewillAllbethere
#WEWILLBETHERE

[Aden @adey303]

*bored*
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bye!
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*Gone for another 6 months**

[Aden @adey303]

@lambs37 Long time since I've been called a milkman. Long time since I've been a milkman. 😁

[Aden @adey303]

Standing in front of the bathroom mirror eating Chewits drunk.

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My mate Dave has been sober for 6 months. Dick head!

[Aden @adey303]

@Sneezy50783211 On my way!

[Aden @adey303]

I've invested in drunkeness long term to preserve my personality!

[Aden @adey303]

@FKACornshucks @GinAndJif @GimmieTheHam @Letsboldlygo @six_2_and_even @Grommit56 @JB1971 @Tups13 @Fickle_Filly @FeatheredFreyja @funnyhix @laboxalaroxa @Scorpio1080 @schumoo @gitson_shiggles @seamussaid @katspaks @mamapojo @Gen22 @Zombie_Kitv2 @lmwortho Geezer! 👊🏼🍻

[Aden @adey303]

*Drops the mic!*
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*Drops the pretence!*
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*Drops the music to a more acceptable level*
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*Drops the OAP bus pass onto the kitchen table*
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*Drops head onto the pillow for a good night's sleep*

[Aden @adey303]

*walks into the nose shop*

*picks nose*

[Aden @adey303]

• Walk in a zig zag
• Hug walls
• Slur words
•Bump into random strangers
• Visit the toilet every ten minutes

You can do all of this for the simple price of ten pints of beer...

[Aden @adey303]

@Sneezy50783211 Glad to hear. I've forgotten what that feels like haha. 😏