Aaron Fellin

Hand-crafted artisanal tweets

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

RIP vegetable peeler, 2011-2021. Thank you for your service.

I appreciate everyone's thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@dogeggnoodles peace was never an option

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@hebinotoshi @dogeggnoodles @akleinberg @simonkantor I am from Portland.
へ��ぇ、ポーランド?!?

...yes, 🇵🇱 I guess.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@bkero I don't know what I expected of Twitter this morning, but it definitely wan't the Spanish Inquisition!

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@dogeggnoodles Would you like some thoughts and prayers? We colonists have loads of them.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@dogeggnoodles :q!

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@dogeggnoodles awwrigh, awwrigh, calm down, calm down

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Calm down, Gaz.

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2022 is 50% complete.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@hebinotoshi @ridebeeline I don't understand. Where do you need to bike besides Tokyo Ale Works?

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2022 is 42% complete.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@dogeggnoodles FYI

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

EVERYONE on the Death Star must spend 40 hrs p/w MINIMUM, HERE, not working remotely from some random planet. It is COMPLETELY SAFE. The Rebels will NEVER steal the Death Star plans and EVEN IF THEY DID they will NEVER be able to hit that one tiny unshielded thermal exhaust port.

[Zhuowei Zhang @zhuowei]

The month of "MAY" is to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Understandable.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@hebinotoshi https://t.co/dLhUVPx7k2

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2022 is 25% complete.

[Aaron Fellin @adfellin]

@tiaz I think that's the British spelling of "gym"