Stayed up too late because I was too amped from Kentucky Basketball and now I’m drinking beverages with so much caffeine that it would get a Bob Baffert horse disqualified from the Derby.
What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks? Alley Whoops.
OR another option for the caption and it’s holiday appropriate.
What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball? Ghoul tending.
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