Do you just have those #Mondays where your colleagues say:
1. Your hair looks like Maggi
2. You look like Morticia Adams but a friendlier version, like if she dressed down for Halloween
3. Wow that's a lot of hair wax
4. So we beat you last night, eh, such a good match right
Night-time anxiety affects around 80% of people, who find their worries become out of control at the worst possible time - when they are trying to sleep. So, what can we do? https://t.co/OB1tVUo0Wn
*going through the menu*
This salad looks good.
Roasted chickpeas and avocado. Could be good.
This salad looks good too.
This one has kale, sprouts, and quinoa.
But, I don't like olives.
Waiter: "Sir, order?"
Me: "Haan half butter chicken, do garlic naan, aur ek Thums Up"