Gavin Hollis

Aging, slowing, balding, international creative

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@InPostUK "Your parcel is on its way and will be with you soon. Not going to be in?" No indication of when "soon" might be. Hence, impossible for the recipient to know whether they will be in. Please stop sending these idiotic emails or at least re-write them so they MAKE SENSE.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Fold phone updated. Notifications panel on inner screen screwed up. Not asked for. No options. No undo. What the actual f*ck, @Samsung @SamsungMobile @SamsungUK?

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@InPostUK Well, this is made completely ridiculour by the second email I just received that DOES offer a pretty exact time window. Unlike the first one which offered NO times at all, let alone exact ones. Not covering yourselves in glory, here.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Dear @InPostUK - "Your parcel's on the move! It's getting close! We'll deliver your parcel soon! Your parcel is on the way and will be with you soon. Not going to be in?" All in one completely idiotic email. *When is "soon"?* How the F would I know if I'll be in, then? V stupid.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Just received second email, one hour later, that says it's being delivered in a two-hour window later today (includes the times). Makes the previous mail even more stupid and pointless.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@RoyalMail "We tried to deliver your parcel today, Thursday, 14 May 2026. Sorry, there didn’t seem to be anyone in." Oh, no you didn't. I sit 5 feet from my front door and can see anyone who approaches it. I have been here all day. You have not. I'm furious.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@NFilosofas @JohnCleese The fact that you seem to think "Leftist/Marxist/Jihadist" is a thing says everything about the value of your ideas.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@atrupar What a steaming arsehole

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@Microsoft @Microsoft365 @Outlook is there a *single* way in which New Outlook is better than the old one? I find myself screaming at it in frustration at least once a day. It's just a pile of garbage. Why are you doing this to us?

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@shelley_hossack Well, hello!

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Shift + F3. If you know, you know. And are probably furious. @Microsoft365 @Outlook #NewOutlookIsGarbage

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Every time I use New Outlook, it seems another turdlet pops up. You sort your inbox by "From" and then hit a letter to go to that part of the list, right? Or even a couple of letters - "ch" for Chris's, say? Not in the New Outlook you can't. #NewOutlookIsShit

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@skytv @HBOMax_UK way to sh*t on all your customers. Downgrade the services you offer and demand more money to mitigate the damage. Shame on you #SkyExtortion #HBOextortion

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Dear @skytv @HBOMax_UK Hell, no. I've been enjoying Rooster on Sky, where I pay extra for no ads. Now you push it onto HBO with unskippable ads unless I give you MORE money? Shame on you. Extortion. Never watching that again.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@help02258975776 No. Your profile is obviously nothing to do with the Post Office.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@CorelDRAW why is this a frickin' video? Where is a list? https://t.co/whf6TkMTO7

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@RoyalMail And, oh, this is genius, @RoyalMail - your "says delivered but wasn't page" says to contact you by... looping you back to that page! Excellent. Every bit as good as your "Thanks for taking our survey" complaint form. Very poor customer service. https://t.co/JnwIJsqQPd

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@RoyalMail Tracking report for YA725020623GB not strictly accurate. It MAY have been delivered, but not to me. Proof of delivery is of a "safe place" I've never seen, and I have anyway OPTED OUT of random delivery attempts. 2nd time this week. What do you propose to do?

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

@RoyalMail So far, @RoyalMail, I've had four of five contacts that all look to be from scammers.

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

I assume this is just a scam, as it looks nothing like Royal Mail?

[Gavin Hollis @admglrh]

Where IS this? I have no idea. If it was my door, you'd see the Post Office "Don't give my stuff to random strangers" sticker. And the door would be white. Or green and with no glass, if you got the other door in this building.