emma 🍅

quadruple cancer and also a threat | they/them

[🧸 finished dead beat @divineauthors]

taps the sign

[snarky @shamdrewhuss]

He asked me for a nude, I sent him a picture of this gay ass minion, he blocked me, and then I realized… he wanted a nude of my body and I, silly me, sent him one of my soul

[layla @slphrrr]

[minion doing six seven hands] Bob kevinnnn

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Proto-Philadelphian

[lauren @laursors]

james acaster vindicated once again

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket

[sara @lipscumsock]

casually dropping the most insane manifesto of love on media on a random tuesday ?

[Zito @_Zeets]

I’d also say, that for annoying as Shakespeare people can be, they have an openness to change that all the other classics people don’t. Bigots might be upset, but Shakespeare lovers don’t care as much about what is changed more than is it fun / interesting.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[mar @viciousmarks]

people keep saying they started reading books to battle their phone addiction and it's like. i already read a ton AND have a phone addiction am i just that special

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[“forklift certified” em @cowlesbian]

ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order and imho good writing requires u to strategically deploy a word that is wrong and maybe even evil

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i dont think the "hire gay actors for gay roles" thing was so much about unknown actors in young adult canadian dramas and was more about very famous straight actors going gay for oscar bait

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

he should’ve won an oscar and a grammy i’m so sorry zac efron

[wendell sandico @ #TIFF26 @wendellsandico]

do you think they talk about the fact that his dad tried to end her career

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

kenny ortega had a billion dollar budget and a dream

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

the chain is not “struggling” — their CEO made $96 million last year.

they’re using megacorporation accounting tricks to make it seem like the business is in trouble in order to strategically fire unionized employees illegally