B̶y̶r̶o̶n̶

MK 7

[Mack @whatMackSays]

The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.”

[Eric @amerix]

There is no reward for being a nice guy.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

@TheTsarCule Hapa Wezi wakikam lazima kwanza uwapikie ndio waendelee kuiba 😂

[D-Black @DBLACKGH]

If u can go clubbing , go the bathroom take a shit and come back to dance you’re a very dangerous person.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“i know you not a quitter”😭😭

[1eastside @ask2people]

Lakini lodging za kenol hukua something else bana warraa thiz😂😂🫴

[Cashstash Mustache @uMehlokazulu]

Yep, you definitely look like you have a PhD.😭

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[. @UcheKl]

And CAF banned them for missing the game they were heading to after they were shot and some of them killed.

Africans institutions have always been plagued by bad leadership.

[B̶y̶r̶o̶n̶ @adozment]

@VictorOuma85763 @SteveVulture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man shifura

[🐉 @Kamau266]

If you have ever dated a woman who has another guy or a husband huwa anamuaddress as 'ule mjinga'.Ule mjinga kwani hatumi pesa ,ule mjinga ni nini anapigapiga kila saa,uyo mjinga ata hajui kazi.haha.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanaume hutuma girlfriend allowance lazima wafuatishe text ya kuuliza kama amepata juu dem huwa anaona mpesa message anaclick anarusha simu huko just to send a warning that your subscription was almost overdue.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You miss a lot of opportunities to make money when you don’t have money

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

Fuel shortages are for peasants.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

"where do you see yourself in 40 years"

me in monaco:

[Montana700 @THELASTDONN700]

Being broke should scare you more than being single.