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Husband @chibby_98

[cik petai 🍉 @AsyikinMusa]

Kepada suami beliau, cari lah isteri baru. Serius. Tak perlu hidup dengan manusia yang tak ada common sense. I cakap ni as a wife, as a woman, as someone yang dah lama kerja dan jumpa macam macam perangai manusia. So, leave while you still can.

Hari ni dinner lebih penting dari ziarah orang meninggal. Atuk suami sendiri pulak tu. Bayangkan level pemikiran macam mana. Esok lusa bila ada masalah besar dalam hidup, jangan terkejut kalau empathy pun tak wujud.

Nenek aku meninggal dulu, laki aku yang paling sibuk plan itu ini nak balik. Dari Penang terus shoot balik Kelantan. Esoknya patah balik semula sebab kerja. Takde pun berkira penat, masa, duit minyak semua. Sebab itu keluarga. Sebab itu hormat. Sebab itu common sense.

Kematian ni bukan benda boleh book slot ikut keselesaan hidup kita. Kalau boleh rancang waktu mati, ramai orang bahagia.

[MYNEWSHUB @mynewshub]

Hari ini adalah Hari Bodoh - 9 Mei

Yang mula diraikan sebahagian rakyat Malaysia sejak 2019, yakni setahun selepas PRU 14 pada tahun 2018.

Setahun selepas rakyat menyedari ditipu hidup-hidup ahli politik dengan janji manis bulan bintang yang kemudiannya disedari hanyalah umpan untuk meraih undi.

Berkat penipuan itu, ramai ahli politik cap ayam berjaya menjadi menteri, timbalan menteri dan sebagainya...manakala rakyat yang beriya menyokong tetap menanti segala janji-janji manis yang diberikan.

Rakyat tetap terbeban dengan pelbagai isu.

Walaupun ia bukan sambutan rasmi...namun Hari Bodoh semakin relevan di hati rakyat saban tahun.

[mhmmdhsm @mhmmdhsm]

Bila kau terpaling polis dan hanya berani dengan bangsa melayu je.. cuba kalau dengan lain menikus mcm tikus 😌

Ini akibat ambik budak SPM jadi polis

[Romy Jarr @romyjarr]

What's there to be proud of? The fact that a club formed in the Malaysian league has to fill the team with 100% foreign-grown players, who have never gone through the Malaysian education curriculum (KBSR/KBSM, KSSR/KSSM) and Malaysian lifestyle environment since birth, and all come from far more mature football schooling systems. All these only show something seriously flawed and a lack of seriousness in the Malaysian football structure and foundation, and sports in general, including food/dietary habits, working culture, etc. So yeah, what's there to take pride in? The issue is far deeper.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Former King of Malaysia beat his caddie to death with a golf club for laughing at a bad put.

This incident, combined with his later assault of a hockey coach in 1992 triggered massive public outrage. All 96 members of Parliament unanimously voted to strip the entire Malaysian royal family of their legal immunity in 1993 making him the king who accidentally ended royal immunity in Malaysia forever.

[SMI @SyazanaMI]

Cuba ambil kalkulator, lepas tu tengok jumlah ‘sponsorship’, ‘donation’, ‘grant’ daripada kerajaan pusat & negeri untuk tahun 2023, 2024.

Kelab Bola Sepak Kg Pisang yang pemainnya bukan manusia tapi zomba pun boleh capai taraf JDT kalau dapat sponsor hampir RM280 juta. OKboi?

[Romain Molina @Romain_Molina]

The system of false nationalities used by the Malaysian Football Association 🇲🇾 has been detrimental not only to Asian opponents but also to Malaysian teams in the league itself, as the fraud benefited the Johor Darul Ta'Zim club – owned by the eldest son of the King of Malaysia and Sultan of Johor

Despite the sanctions imposed (belatedly) by FIFA on the players and the federation (merely a fine), a question arises : how did the officials manage to get away with NOTHING ?

How can the federation continue to act as if nothing had happened, given that Malaysian football is, to boot, riddled with serious problems (refereeing, the fixture list, failure to comply with basic rules and regulations, match-fixing, violence...) ?

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Mahkamah Timbang Tara Sukan (CAS) menolak rayuan Persatuan Bola Sepak Malaysia (FAM) dan mengekalkan keputusan FIFA.

Tujuh pemain warisan digantung perlawanan rasmi selama 12 bulan, tetapi tidak daripada semua aktiviti berkaitan bola sepak.

Ikuti berita terkini di https://t.co/poP213meTo

#AWANInews

[Peter Gum @Gumsy005]

The most heartless Kidnapper

[Azeem Syuk @AzeemSyuk]

- Bos yang mementingkan kesihatan
- Dia bagi cuti Sabtu Ahad & PH
- Ada work-life balance
- Customer Service yang mantap
- Pekerja mewah
- 1 hari cuti sebagai bonus
- Akhirnya dia mati tersenyum (mati dalam iman) maybe sebab tak tindas pekerja dia

[A K Mandhan @A_K_Mandhan]

My wife when visiting
Dubai had her credit card stolen.

I monitored the card and
decided
not to report it to police.

The thief was spending
less money than she was

…. see more

[Cleopatra | Seduce Her 💋 @SeduceCleopatra]

A 20-year-old woman is like a rugby ball: 30 men chase after her.

A 25-year-old woman is like a soccer ball: 22 men chase after her.

A 30-year-old woman is like a basketball: 10 men chase after her.

A 40-year-old woman is like a baseball: 1 man chases after her.

A 50-year-old woman is like a tennis ball: Every man hits her back and forth.

A 60-year-old woman is like a golf ball: Men try to hit her as far as possible...

The truth hurts.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

Islam didn’t invent terrorism.

The U.S. did.

It burned Tokyo alive.

It vaporized Hiroshima.

It carpet-bombed Korea.

It dismembered Vietnam.

It turned the Middle East into a graveyard and called it peace.

If terrorism has a capital, it isn’t Tehran.

It’s Washington.

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

As a man, normalize this by age 25-49

1. Talk slow
2. Be clear
3. Never mumble
4. Don't interrupt
5. Listen twice more than you talk

If you want to improve your communication skills, do this...

1. Learn how to say "NO"

Being agreeable doesn't make you humble, it's a sign of weakness.

Know when to say yes and no.

Understand;

- How to say no
- When to agree
- Who to agree with

Disagree but don't be ignorant.

2. Learn how to deal with rejection

You don't have to be accepted by everyone.

Some people will even reject you for nothing.

Do this;

• Know when to stay alone
• Know why you'd be rejected
• Fix your flaws

In 99% of rejections, you're the problem.

3. Learn how to negotiate

Making money and building strong relationships is a matter of how good you express your views.

You'll win in almost every area of life if you can;

• Listen
• Give clear points of view
• Negotiate with the right people

4. Learn how to stay out of drama

Many people create drama wherever they go.

You need to be different.

Sometimes drama is necessary but you should know when and how.

5. Learn how to control your emotions

Understand: Being emotional isn't a curse,

And it's only by being emotional that you can be rational.

- Feel
- Learn
- Move on stronger

You'll only live with others after you know yourself.

6. Learn how to give a firm and warm handshake

It might be not too strong but it should be warm.

A weak handshake is a sign of insecurity and fear.

If it's hugs, give them tight.

Your confidence around people will determine what you'll learn from them.

7. Learn how to hold a firm eye contact

Know when to look someone in the eye and when not to.

Stay attentive and you'll understand people more.

Eyes never lie.

8. Understand human nature.

Learn more about those around you.

What others do helps you reflect on your nature.

Set 1 hour a day to read these books;

• Sapiens: A belief history of Humankind
• The laws of human nature
• Thinking fast and slow

Which book have you read?

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Ahli Parlimen Kinabatangan, Datuk Seri Bung Moktar Radin disahkan telah meninggal dunia pada jam 1:46 pagi Jumaat.

Pemergian Ketua UMNO Sabah berusia 66 tahun itu disahkan oleh anaknya, Naim Kurniawan menerusi hantaran di Facebooknya.

"Assalamualaikum. Dengan penuh dukacita dimaklumkan bahawa ayahanda kami, Moktar bin Radin, telah menghembuskan nafas terakhir pada 5 Disember 2025, jam 1:46 pagi (14 Jamadilakhir 1447H).

"Mohon semua mendoakan agar roh beliau dicucuri rahmat dan ditempatkan bersama mereka yang beriman. Al-Fatihah," tulisnya.

Setakat jam 3:10 pagi, difahamkan jenazah beliau akan dibawa ke kediamannya di Damai, Kota Kinabalu.

#AWANInews

[Leon @MindMatterMoney]

3 years old - Mommy, I love you

10 years old - Mom, Whatever

16 years old - My Mom is so annoying!

18 years old- I'm leaving this house

25 years old - Mom, you were right

30 years old - I Want to go to Mom's house

50 years old - I don't want to lose my Mom

70 years old - I would give up everything to have my mom here with me
You only have one Mom

Take care of her when she's still alive.

[Farid Affy @faridaffy]

Kepada supervisor, team leader, manager dan boss.

Sebelum nak contact anak buah korang lepas waktu bekerja,

Cuba tanya diri sendiri dulu 3 perkara ni:

[abang pororo🐘⃢🦧⃢🦘⃢🐁⃢🦄⃢🐓⃢🐎 @afaaayraff]

Pipi dah takleh coverrrr

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Stop overperforming at work.

Act your wage. Save your energy for your family at home or building a side income that pays more.