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Various observations of broken User Experience Designs and business models around the world. Purposely humorous tweets on subject of #UX.

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The current #UX state of play. We’ve got a long, long way to go still. https://t.co/L93g2FDXkS

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@ryanair 95% arrival on time. Dead or alive, they'll get you there on time. 👊#UX

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Between Slack, iMessage, FB Messenger, Snapchat, WhatsApp, Twitter DMs, LinkedIn messaging, multiple emails and Viber we are connected! #UX

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The most important thing of today is that our notifications have their own notifications, so we don’t miss a notification. #UX

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An article about how Facebook’s feed #UX is totally broken. https://t.co/2BYSNQAiPS

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.@googleresearch Google Hangouts has arguably the worst #UX on the planet at the moment for a video chat app.

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When head of #design talks about how shit looks for 99% of the time. #fail

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Self referential design at scale! Now THAT is true definition of chaos. #UX #fail 😂

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Having a #UX or #ergonomics discussion with a BA is like talking about consciousness raising to a rock. It just ain’t gonna happen. 😂

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2 hours later and requirements discussion is still going on. 70% of participants are asleep while sitting. #UX #fail

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Another #Startup that has made the same mistakes like hundred million startups of the times past. #UX #fail

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Starting’ New Year with a badly organised @sketchapp file. Not optimal to say the least. Zen up more to bare through! 🙏🏻 #UX #fail

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Trello, Jira, Asana, Pivotal Tracker or a Google Spreadsheet? Fiiiiiggghhhtttt! #ux #fail

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“I came here to put lipstick on a pig. I’m starting to realise that there is no pig.” - Anonymous Designer about MixCloud #UX #fail

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@emirbiz pure honesty from our end. Always.

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@emirbiz kudos to your level of bitterness in design observations. You might have outdone even us!

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Typed, textual conversation about visual designs. One of the great and still widely spread anti-patterns of #UX #design.

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Feature loading. Still rampant across industries. In many ways worse than ever before! #UX

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We need examples of broken mobile #UX. Please let us know what we should look at. Screenshots would be most awesome! #design

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80s - Snake on C64
90s - Snake on Nokias
00s - Snake on a PC
10s - Snake online
20s - Snake in VR
30s - Snake preloaded in brain #UX

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.@design is the card approval process broken or what is going on there? It seems not to work at all.