Ashley Madyira

never settle Zim is Home #satellitenetworkengineer & #cloudnetworkengineer

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

@WillarShoko Certs are free right, lol 🤣

[jordi @jordienr]

the reality

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

@OnlyTaf And they are saying this is not a pen. Come on.

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

Bit mental how this wasn’t a handball with the stuff I’ve seen given in the Champions League.

[freeCodeCamp.org @freeCodeCamp]

For today's coding challenge, you'll get an array of hours slept each night and a target number of hours per night. Your task is to return how many hours of sleep you need tonight to eliminate your sleep debt. Check it out on the freeCodeCamp mobile app.

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

South Africans watching President Cyril Ramaphosa’s speech like it was a deleted scene from The Wolf of Wall Street. 🤣🤣🤣

Leonardo DiCaprio:
“I’M NOT LEAVING!!!”

President Ramaphosa:
“My fellow South Africans, I respectfully want to make it clear that I will not resign…”

At this point somebody must just edit the two videos together with the crowd in Parliament beating tables like Wall Street traders. 🤣🤣🤣
The only thing missing is Julius Malema standing up at the back shouting:
“SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!”🤣🤣🤣

President Cyril Ramaphosa watched Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street and truly said;
“Yes. This is the energy I need.” 🤣🤣🤣

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

Being a Linux system admin has been fun this month. Less than 10 days in. 2 LPE exploits.

[Shubh Jain @shubh19]

Vibe coding is officially getting out of hand…
and of course, governments don’t want to miss the party either 😅

Some of the latest “vibe-coded” apps out there are… interesting, to say the least.

At this point, we’re all just beta testers.

[K @begottensun]

His name is Democracy.

[K @begottensun]

Lesson: Always take payment UPFRONT when dealing with Politicians. No one pays for a condom after the “nut”.

[K @begottensun]

Great piece by @ZEZURUROCKSTAR 🔥. We are cursed and doomed at the same time.

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

I remember a time when the gov gave school kids £30 a week. EMA they called it. If u had 100% attendance or something

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

Zim will always find a way. Another new tax. 15% on top of VAT. How ever u make money the tax man is there waiting for his cut.

[Zimbabwe Economic Review @ZimbabweReview]

ZIMRA Introduces 15% Presumptive Rental Income Tax from January 2026.

ZIMRA has introduced a Presumptive Rental Income Tax effective 1 January 2026 under the Finance Act 2025.

Key Points.

Tax Rate: 15% of gross rental income, treated as a final tax with no deductions or credits allowed.

Who Pays: Landlords, property owners, lessors, or sub-lessors receiving rent from business tenants.

Withholding Duty: Tenants liable for presumptive tax must withhold and remit the tax to ZIMRA on behalf of the landlord.

Registration: All property owners leasing premises for business purposes must register with ZIMRA.

Filing & Payment Deadlines:
-Returns due by the 5th of the following month.
-Payment due by the 10th of the following month.

Agents’ Role: Estate agents and intermediaries must ensure the tax is paid before disbursing rental income.

VAT Unaffected: VAT on rentals (where applicable) remains in force.

Penalties: Non-compliance may attract recovery of unpaid tax plus a 100% penalty.

Transition: Taxpayers already on self-assessment as of 31 December 2025 continue under normal income tax rules; new landlords must comply from January 2026.

ZIMRA has urged landlords and tenants to regularise their tax affairs promptly to avoid penalties.

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

@begottensun What is Pfumbudza? Asking for a friend?

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

@nickmangwana @acielumumba There is a punters winning tax in Zim? So u win $100, at 25% tax u walk away with..........

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

This should actually be available from all councils. World wide

[@levelsio @levelsio]

Many people asked so I open sourced my 💁‍♀️ Karen Bot

It lets you report problems in your city FAST by email with AI writing letters to your local city council to fix them (like potholes)

I suggest you to use AI to localize it to your city with their email and language etc.

https://t.co/wAssEjB3Fg

Hope you like it!

[terminal @terminaldotshop]

When the AI deletes your entire computer

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

XML is the devil's spawn.... We have a lovely hate relationship

[Ashley Madyira @afro_ash]

@AndyRobsonTips Had this on Paddy 😁😁

[Eutelsat @EutelsatGroup]

Eutelsat, together with our partners at @esa, @AirbusSpace, @MediaTek, @ITRI_Taiwan, @EuropeSharp, and @RohdeSchwarz, have successfully demonstrated the world’s first 5G New Radio signal handover within a LEO satellite constellation.

Read more⤵️
https://t.co/MOCo6oPUEy