CA Blocke (She/They)

Queer, gender ambivalent potato goblin. Social Justice Warlock. I swear, ship, ramble, write smut, and verbify nouns. Now @afullmargin on all the socials.

[CA Blocke (She/They) @afullmargin]

Looking for something sweet & sexy? Gutter filth? Got you covered. Please check this thread for a fairly comprehensive list of where I can be found and how you can read my fan works & original erotica. I am *slowly* working on my previously published novellas available again.

[Jake Bennett @jakegbennett]

I feel both seen and attacked.

[Hunters Entertainment @Hunters_Ent]

Season two episode five of #WAFrontier is now available on YouTube thanks to @GeekandSundry!

@Hydra_Lord: Teeth don't grow back, unfortunately.
@Different_Elves: Like souls.

https://t.co/3tgJxGHQxk

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

GM: Shrimp knives... what the hell is a shrimp knife?
Amanda: The tiny little knives that shrimp use to fight each other.
GM: The great shrimp war of 1804.
#DnD5E #MarginallyWaterdeep

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

Ros: We do not need a pet beholder, Safiyah.
Cantrip: I don't think it would go down well at the tavern.
Saf: Doesn't the tavern have two parts?
Val: Neither of those parts are the Beholder Barn!
#MarginallyWaterdeep #DungeonsAndDragons

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

Val: First off, no killing.
Beholder: I'll try. I haven't killed you yet. I know I hurt you. I'm sorry.
Saf (druid, who forms dangerous attachments to anything even remotely petlike): Awwww...
Cantrip: SAF NO.
#MarginallyWaterdeep #DungeonsAndDragons

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

This was immediately after the following:
Val (who's just taken 59hp necrotic damage): If you... hurt my friend... while I help you... I will... shove my fist up your ass... and use you... as a glove puppet.
Beholder: I don't have an ass.
#MarginallyWaterdeep #DungeonsAndDragons

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

.@afullmargin: I'VE GIVEN THE BEHOLDER AN ASSHOLE! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

#MarginallyWaterdeep #DungeonsAndDragons

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

We're about to embark on our 50th session of Mad Mage, which is our 84th #MarginallyWaterdeep session overall. It's been a month since our last session, and the note I left for us on the map is 'dead bug room'.

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

'Mind your tentacles, darling, these are friends.'

-- sentences you only (?) hear during #DungeonsAndDragons #MarginallyWaterdeep

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

Our druid just turned into an octopus and scuba diver fell backwards off the boat. #MarginallyWaterdeep #DungeonsAndDragons

[CA Blocke (She/They) @afullmargin]

@dichromaniac @GeekyPinup My Saturday nights might be open to a 3 or 4 session run of some vamps

[CA Blocke (She/They) @afullmargin]

Advocates push to extend services for students who aged out of special education during the pandemic https://t.co/ww58UJ6xSW

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

In the sense that WE might as well carry the cursed object around so nobody ELSE is carrying the cursed object around, right?

...right?

#DungeonsAndDragons #MarginallyWaterdeep #ExandriaUnlimited

[CA Blocke (She/They) @afullmargin]

So, my coterie of baby vamps in VtM has been pulled into a meeting with Baron Temple. This is going to go *fine* for them. They were just messing around outside a second inquisition warehouse... this is fine. I look forward to channeling my inner @BDaveWalters next session.

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

Seven phase spiders is so many phase spiders. #DungeonsAndDragons #MarginallyWaterdeep

[Lauren @LaurenThemself]

In which @OttomanAtlas wins D&D. #DungeonsAndDragons #MarginallyWaterdeep

[あつ @ Positive Company @oldricecooker]

Sometimes fandom is you and your five friends egging each other on and yelling at each other for crimes in turn