Kate Bewley

addled millennial subsisting on caffeine and flavored seltzer. loves crosswords and anti-fascism 🍉

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

muppet stan for life

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

Wishbone stan for life

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

Just think I don’t really ever need to live in Australia

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

land where 'tough' is an understatement..
Australia is not for beginners

a thread

1. The absolute size of this cattle-eating crocodile caught in Australia.

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

When I tell my friends we should go to the club this is what I mean

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

What are our firemen even doing over here

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

A 19th century Japanese Firemen’s coat decorated with a spider hovering over an abandoned Go board.

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

thought this said "sprite" at first, think both are equally applicable

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

Most important news I’ve heard in a while

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Calling all creeps

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

oh yeah so much existential dread and despair to catch up on!

[senya♡⁷ 🦋 @_theblackbride]

do you know how big of a step forward this is. it means we’re being listened to. keep talking about palestine. DON’T STOP!

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

Duck is the pork of chicken

[James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con @OneShotRPG]

I think there are some people in my audience who could use a quick history lesson. I believe it will help clarify some important things.

Likely most of what you know about "The Irish Potato Famine" is propaganda meant to conceal an intentional genocide.

[lj 🦦 @ljinthealps]

LGBT actually stands for Let’s Go to Burlington Together

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

I wonder on occasion if my dating life would have been much less fraught had I not watched disneys animated Robin Hood and been introduced to stupidly attractive anthropomorphic animals as a child

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

I’m fine, not just openly weeping after seeing this

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The otter showing this person how to pet it
https://t.co/Un0EKwtUbI

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

Pretty much all my mornings are an argument between these two clowns

[mickey16 @mick_mak]

Show us your Lock Screen or seven years bad luck

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

Will henceforth be referring to life goals as my smorl girls

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In the source code of Super Mario Bros., the goal pole is referred to by a variety of misspelled names, including "gorl pole", "goul flag", "gole pole", or simply "girl". In addition, Bowser's axe, another smaller object that marks a goal, is referred to as a "smorl girl".

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

@mick_mak To be fair, slide guitar is also sexy as hell

[Kate Bewley @agentKGB]

can't really explain but there's something so manifestly sexy about watching somebody play the fiddle