schmooples ⭐️

side acct where I can be a nerd in peace. if you’re here bc I spam liked, sorry lol 💛

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I like our pediatrician because he lets me know when I'm being ridiculous. I mentioned that we have the CDC Milestones tracker app and the baby is meeting all of the 15 month ones except for hugging stuffed animals and he said it looks like Harvard is out of the picture now

[🍊 @orsnges]

mahal na mahal kita jollibee

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

Bad day to be a hotdog

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

NEOPETS x FORTNITE "AISHA" SIDEKICK

COMING JULY 2

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Everyone tells me that Elon Musk is a fascist because he could "solve world hunger" for a mere 3 billion dollars, but MacKenzie Bezos has burned through 26 billion dollars of her ex husband's money and accomplished absolutely nothing of note.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Neopets @Neopets]

Neopia, meet Fortnite. Fortnite, meet Aisha.

July 2, 2026 ⭐

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

At the mall urgently trying to find the Pottery Barn bc the Uber is waiting for us there. Friend shouts at me “you’re a white woman! You should know where the pottery barn is” and I swear to god an older white lady stepped out of the shadows behind us and said “follow me”

[schmooples ⭐️ @agentmoomooo]

@Neopets Wait wait, Aug 20-23 or Aug 21-23? It will be open Thursday as well as the weekend?

[やまこじ @higashiyama5555]

コアラの赤ちゃんのお尻は白くてふわふわ🐨

りんともなか親子
＃東山動植物園　＃コアラ
📷だいぶ前

[✨🦭 Skooroxz 🦭✨ @Skooroxz]

Fuck my seal life dude

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

At the America 250th Celebration there should be a slideshow of things we avoided by gaining our independence, and this should be the first photo.

[never better @wiremxther]

i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer

[Bird 🌲🦆 @birdwarde]

Pigeons 💚💚💚🐦

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Yorkshire doing astral projection to get away after nobody laughed at his joke.