Phil Coetzer

Digital ads with RTB House, ex-Ad Dynamo. Keen golfer, NUFC fan and deteriorating footballer. Everyday is a school day.

[Phil Coetzer @agentphilemon]

@NUFC7890 @MickyCantwell97 Link please? Your priviledged knowledge sounds completely made up to suit an agenda unless you were working directly with Howe or Ashworth.

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@Magpie24_7 "Our ownership isn't in this for midtable finishes" Maybe our ownership should have an SD and CEO in place during key transfer windows, then allow our best forward in a generation to leave last-minute before panic buying overpriced, ill-suited, unfit duds to replace him.

[Phil Coetzer @agentphilemon]

@Ramma_____ Ever heard of inflation ffs 🤣 Wenger bought Van Persie, Anelka and Henry for £20m combined. True Geordie has descended into a full blown ragebaiting click chaser. I watched his channel 10 years ago before he started faking controversial opinions for engagement 🤮

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@TheRealTomato2 @Love_street86 Yes, it's called jumping for a header.

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@WingsScotland The collision with Trusty sends his arm upwards towards his head. This gets his hand trapped between ball and head - clearly not intentional, just a freaky collision that sends his hand into the header contact spot. Should such an accidental handball be called a pen? Not for me

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@thinkpink198 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC How awful if Howe wins a lot of league matches🫢

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@aidilmuhaimin @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC What is this clamour for Delap, have you not watched him at Chelsea? He's awful man💀

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@2005JSSJ @Mickynufc75 @naon_anying @kempza1k @Regista10_ Wolt is slower than continental drift so he can't press. If the CF can't press, our entire game plan falls apart because opponents pass/play through the weak link. So once the goals dried up, he became totally anonymous. He himself said he's not a CF so stop blaming Howe.

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@PourMeAnother__ @acaseofthegolf1 Didn't he get a $20m sign on fee? Bet he's really bummed about that.

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@Slaughts_1 @PeteGravesTV The project where we pay 8th highest wages?

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@Slaughts_1 @PeteGravesTV How do you get a box office manager if players won't come and wages are not at the top end of the scale?

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@Slaughts_1 @PeteGravesTV If the board want to be nr 1, they have to deliver nr 1 players and pay nr 1 wages otherwise how do you want Eddie to win things with nr 3 and 4 choice players? If we got Mbeumo / Pedro / Trafford instead of Elanga / Wissa / Ramsdale, we won't be having this chat.

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@JoelJackson89 @MsiDouglas @England Shite manager that got us our first domestic trophy in 70 tears and 2 CL campaigns, where we just got further than ever in our history. Can you not see how dumb that sounds?

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@dan_12473 @wozwebs @henrywinter @shann_fox Hey Paul, Toon fan here. It's the stupid domino effect of PSR. We sold Elliot Anderson (😭) for essentially £15m for exactly the same reason so I know how you feel. At least you got decent wedge for Ramsey. How good do you think he'll become? He made a slow start but growing now

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@pudandreub @TheoCartz @henrywinter Maybe I'm showing ignorance but to the layman it appears that Forest and Everton were almost relegated with big points deductions for the crime of missing their budget. Chelsea commit grand fraud for almost a decade, win multiple trophies, and get a slap on the wrist. Lovely 💀

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@robertbirch_ @manxpie86 Yeah I said the same earlier. Utterly pathetic, and all of it to Villa, how do you explain that?

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@Bazro10 @kyzatoonfan4 Sacking a manager who delivered a trophy and his second CL qualification less than 10 months ago might be an opinion, but common sense should tell you it's a dogshit one. You can call dogshit valid if you like, I mean it exists

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@DanSnowden @HopwoodNorm @kyzatoonfan4 "Eddie's European game plans are flawed" - hilarious since we beat 4 of them 12-0 combined.
"Emery successful wherever he's been" He clearly failed at Arsenal and was fired. Don't let the facts get in the way of your tweet though.

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@stespy4 @thetoonreview Howe just won us a cup 10 month ago, gave us CL football for the 2nd time, got us to the next stage in CL, is still in both domestic cups, plus we're 4 points off 5th and all this despite having to do the DOF job last summer as well because no CEO / DOF in place... SaCk HiM NoW🤡