Mike Metcalf ³³º¹

I'm here to learn, and to support others. Daniel 3:17-18 #jestersarmy. I delete more tweets than I post :/

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

CO-SIGN

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women https://t.co/k4aivNQ7IG

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@SullyBobbi So a Sublime shirt and a mowed yard.

Not exactly rocket science, but truth.

[Gummi @gummibear737]

Trump is trying to make the best of a bad situation of his own creation

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

I knew Gaethje would walk out with Dakota Meyer.

I just knew it.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

European tourists in America right now

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@gummibear737 I hope you’re wrong, but I am afraid you are not

https://t.co/uQoQsdPkRU

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@Ami_Marisol Ami got standards

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@SteveInman Please make this your next animal video

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This bird has just discovered that golf balls bounce on concrete and he's absolutely loving it

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

I think I found the best Clint Eastwood tribute of the day.
https://t.co/YrnuKOywT7

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Happy Birthday, Clint Eastwood.
A rapid-fire barrage of insults, delivered with classic Clint grit.
Nobody, I mean nobody, throws barbs like Eastwood

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@CyborgPeds @debris_fo …on how sick you are…

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@L6_Underground Praying

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@Kronykal This is one of my favorite stories on YouTube.

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@SullyBobbi @KeysMissingLink In today’s terms that is 30-50k.

Since you say they get this academic prowess from your husband, I would say you married the right man.

I can wait to hear about all the hours your daughter stacks up before college.

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@SullyBobbi @KeysMissingLink One of the things I realized about college credit from high school…

It is the only method I know of that grants every student a non-competitive scholarship. I met students at Texas A&M that walked in with 30+ hours of credit.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Trump's UFC event is defiling the WH"

Kindly, f*ck off

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

It's over. In just 10 short years Disney took a tsunami of good will for the most bullet-proof money-printing franchise in history and let hubris & incompetence systematically destroy it. Biggest Hollywood fumble in history by a long shot.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

When you've mastered your trade.🤝

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@nikitabier @IntCyberDigest I laughed so hard at this

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@TxRecon1 Get 'em Attas

[Mike Metcalf ³³º¹ @aggie1ge]

@CyborgPeds Good to hear, glad to hear good reports about that organization for a change.

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

….and then he was acquitted by the Senate. Cleared of all of it.

Pretty important tidbit y’all left out, wouldn’t you say?