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Is there anything more annoying than everybody else?

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Adjusted for inflation The Strokes MTV $2 Dollar Bill Concert is now worth $3.07.

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10 years ago if you told me my first post global pandemic concert with required vaccine proof would be John Mayer playing with the Grateful Dead I would have said, "Wait John Mayer playing with the Grateful Dead?" #deadandcompany

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More impressive being able to find an infinite number of typewriters

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Sesame Street Crypto Watch:
Bertcoin down
Ernieium trying to flip Bertcoin
Snuffleupagain
#Bitcoin

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@elonmusk Sometimes your tweets sound like a 5 year old talking about Legos and I am here for it.

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@SarahSpain Waiting for the gold /10 PSA 10

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My brain: Should I remember birthdays of friends and family or every Halo 2 map.... Zanzibar! #Halo

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Can you believe Kony 2012 was over 5 years ago

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I bet a lot of mice name their home wifi networks "Mouse Pad"

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congrats to all the new grads. didn't 3 of the last 4 years really fly by

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One of my 326 open Chrome tabs is playing sound through headphones I can't find. This is the 3rd Circle of Hell?

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more like earth fly trap

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Whenever I try to take a picture with my mom she runs to fix her hair and then gets distracted and doesn't come back. Love you mom.

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Dad: You are saving for retirement right?
Me: <clicking the eBay buy it now button on an over priced PSA 10 Derrick Rose card>: Kinda

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@DaveBautista @DaveBautista can I send you my screenplay about a Chicago dog walker who falls for one of his clients?

(and just to be clear i'm talking about falling for the dogs owner...)

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@imkelsy

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Push-ups should rollover to the next day

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I need RadioShack. I can barely afford RadioCondo.

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Starting a kickstarter to get @AvrilLavigne to release a version of Complicated called Vaccinated.

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CBS: Friendship ended with LAETTNER Now SUGGS is my best friend #Gonzaga