Allison Lynn

Live with Purpose, Boiler Up, Carpe Diem. Passionate @buzztronics fan. Aspiring tv medical consultant.

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

Is this the part when I journey into the desert, redeem my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great great grandfather, & reverse my bad luck?

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales never use generative AI, but they do make poop from a butt, which is similar except that whale poop is essential to the health of our oceans and generative AI is essential to being a fucking loser

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

I need Dick Wolf to make a show called Paws & Order, which is Law & Order but Dogs #LawAndOrder #LawAndOrderUniverse @WolfEnt @nbc @FINALLEVEL

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

Steven Spielberg to anyone who will listen: ALIENS ARE REAL!

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

Places in Europe I’ve seen people take their shoes off in public: the Louvre & His Majesty’s Theatre

That’s two more than I was expecting

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

#DocOnFox has presented so much inaccurate information on CAR-T, I might be done watching

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

@WifeOfKirara It is the most distressing information & has ruined my month

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

CURT CIGNETTI SMILED

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

This is unbelievably good news.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

“Seatbelts don’t save every life so we shouldn’t wear them at all.” - how you hoes sound talking to me, an infectious disease epidemiologist, about vaccines.

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

What the ACTUAL fuck @WWE

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

This is the most active I’ve been on Twitter in several months all because Denny Hamlin was fucking ROBBED of the championship

[Christopher Wilson @cwils26]

A Hendrick car blows a tire to send it to OT & then a Hendrick car ends up winning. Unbelievable stroke of luck. Feeling crushed for Denny Hamlin.

[CJ Kilgarriff @CKilgarriff11]

NASCAR is the biggest joke of a sport I’ve ever seen. Denny Hamlin was leading the championship race by over 3 full seconds with only 3 laps to go. The race was legitimately over.

Another car malfunctions. A caution comes out. All cars group back together for 2 laps and he loses

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

The entire broadcast today was focused on Denny Hamlin and building the story of a destined championship. Then Larson came out of nowhere in the final 3 laps to snatch it out of nowhere.

It's not a Game 7 moment this is some proper awful TV.

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

@bomani_jones if you’re sleepy then sleep is my new favorite saying

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

@ChasingNewLife I agree that pharmacists can and should do more , and get paid for it

[rosenkav @rosenkav_]

Thinking of her this March 31st (and also all other days)

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

@BarstoolPU Everything

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

The SuperDome yelling “A MINORS” is the sound of the bullet @Drake just ate

[Allison Lynn @ahhhallison]

@MoiraDonegan Flowers!