Arian Hormozi

Tech. Photography. Papa.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@TripleH @vikingo_aaa @luchalibreaaa FRAUD.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@tompawnbadil You fucking charlatan.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@LitheraPrime Too much Sounders smack talk?

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@jessiepridemore This was my childhood. What an awful loss.

[nerve haver @nervehaver]

ronald reagan was the worst thing that ever happened to america, bar none

[Jamie Raskin @jamie_raskin]

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t know the difference between the State of the Union Address and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She just showed everyone how ridiculous MAGA is. And why did she keep yelling “liar” at George Santos? That wasn’t nice.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

Funny how the Fraternal Order of Police dipshits didn’t show up in their usual display of press conferences when the accused officers are black.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@StrangeLikeThat Yes.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@GailSimone Anya Savenlovich!

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what Alec Baldwin did is a tragedy. what Kyle Rittenhouse did is murder. if you won't recognize the difference, I can't help you

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@Raierae @MythosCandles We need to shoooooot

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@evacide Madame. 🔥🔥🔥

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@devonbl “What are these? Pockets for ants?!”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

oh god no we've turned into parliament

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@CongBaseballFan Did it come with a free thrown chair?

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@muchnerve Not all heroes wear capes.

[Arian Hormozi @ahormozi]

@evacide