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Born and raised in Austin, Texas y’all. People won’t remember what you said or even how you made them feel, but they will remember how hot your wife is.

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@JonathanTurley They see their political opponents as the enemy. Time to plan accordingly

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@dkarmy13 @lukerosiak @realDailyWire Mostly satin scarves. Very nice satin scarves.

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@DC_Draino But the kids. And aids. And the kids.

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@DannyDayan5 Soon as governments balance budgets and stop printing money, I’ll adjust my thesis. Trust me they won’t happen by choice. Until then, zoom out on the chart

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@chamath “And it’s gone. Sorry sir, but this line is for people who actually have money in the bank, please step aside. Thank you”

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@NorthstarCharts Bottom out over the next 6 to 18 months, then it heads to 8600 and beyond. There is no stopping central banks and governments from themselves. Slowly, then suddenly

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@Geiger_Capital How I feel holding on to Agq like a moron

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@7PaytheLine @AmiriKing Zero. The chances are zero.

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@BasedMikeLee And. Nothing. I mean nothing, will happen to him. He’ll get a sweet heart deal with some Kstreet firm and he’ll ride off into the sunset fat, rich and happy. Zero accountability

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@saikatc In exchange, the government squanders the Billionaires money while acting morally superior and the poorest Californians remain poor.

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@FreddyLA7 🤘🏼

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@CrunchAlias Idk 100s of Thousands of years of humanity, but you’re way smarter than the collective intelligence of the entire human experience. Wonder what other brain busters Sammy has to offer us.

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@sassymightyone But who’s going to consume the meter-tall pina coladas?

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@boondiggit @BBCWorld Mostly peaceful

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@PWestoff @purplewaff3 Only need a few hundred machetes.

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@WallStreetMav The bright ones will have their attorneys type up an actual consent form.

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@WSJ What a headline. Improvement in school conditions while they burn the schools down. Makes sense.

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@SethDavisHoops So if you step on my foot, which was there first, and trip, it’s a foul on me?

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@lindacohn @DominicDeAngelo @LindaCohnSports @BleavNetwork There are no rules Linda. Only emotions