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I'll be hiding in my fort if you need me. Hearing. She/her. 24.

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

@danielhowell what the internet couldn't destroy will be ripped to shreds by the shreddies 😔

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

my life needed a little spice so naturally I got tiger balm in both my eyes before 9 in the morning

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jennette McCurdy announces her debut novel ‘Half His Age’ releasing in January.

The book follows a 17-year-old girl named Waldo who navigates an affair with her married teacher.

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Chat is it feminism to call women who can't get pregnant "faulty equipment"? 🤔

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

i was today years old learning the SpongeBob "no this is Patrick" joke was a reference

[gem @gem_peaks]

@Q_Review my favorite trivia is not only is this kevin michael richardson, a prolific voice actor in his own right, he’s also the actor who delivered the original ‘no this is patrick’ in ER, back in 1994

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

If your kids are nerd kids like I was they'll think it's super cool actually

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn't have an explicit political cause.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I just sat my sister down and made her swear she will immediately believe me if I ever call her and tell her I'm living the same day over and over again. I can't waste time convincing a skeptic every day, so let's just lay the groundwork now. I am drunk but that's irrelevant

[latke @latkedelrey]

it is not weird to advertise the adaptation of jennette mccurdy’s own memoir about her mother, an adaptation she is co showrunning, by announcing the casting of the mom

[willow winefield ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @loudmoons]

Jennette McCurdy is writing, showrunning, and executive producing this show and I better see an Emmy award in her hand for this.

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

@volt4ire Yes! Metal Mario's texture in Super Mario 64 is in fact a downscaled photo of flowers in a garden. Here is a post I made about it in 2021: https://t.co/KdH61vIyZI Thank you very much for your inquiry!

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Anyone who blames audiences for this instead of Disney's (possibly intentional) lack of quality marketing is very dumb!

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

@ARTKyleD there have been a few but I think the world needs more tbh so please shine

[Christie Heltzell @RanaAurora]

We can't take organs from someone who isn't an organ donor. Family gets a say when there's questions. We have rights & laws around disposal & treatment of corpses.

Our bodies are not just meat to let people do whatever they want with once we're done with them. Dignity matters.

[dead cell @_dead_cell]

So, for all the people despising the new @netflix UI - I’ve found a workaround:

- go to https://t.co/KxoXdD8ON8 on a web browser
- go to security
- scroll to bottom and click “feature testing”
- turn off
- go to your TV again
- access apps under your settings

1/2

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

I just want to search through my documentaries in peace dammit

[alina ♡ @naijahra]

What tf is that new netflix interface design, literally went from organized to absolute chaos

[taylor @ahoytaylor]

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there are my top three picks but we need a dog collar tbh

[tay☆ @skinnnydipping]

first we had 💌 then we had 💋 now we have......?