Ahsan

[Branko Marcetic @BMarchetich]

Can't recall any of the "crazy" states we're told to fear - Iran, DPRK etc. - acting in the rogue, unhinged way Israel is rn: Among other things, threatening the UN, bombing its facilities, verbally attacking the Sec Gen, killing 100+ UN workers & now calling them terrorists.

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Redbull is better than drugs

[Formula 1 @F1]

The Return Of Darth Toto 😂

#AusGP #F1 @MercedesAMGF1

[Shehzad Ghias Shaikh @Shehzad89]

The Dar Peg has pegged the Pakistani Economy hard.

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

As if grunting wasn't bad enough

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Separate section in hell for people that moan in the gym

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Spoiler alert: I fucking hate art

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Itni math kiyun parhai agar job mein buss slides hi banani thein

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Corporate finance is less about numbers and more about art

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

No matter how old you get, kgs kay tattay kgs kay tattay hi rehtay hain

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Ammi unironically calls my cat her favourite son

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Zero gravity option bhi koi cheez hoti hai?? How am i just finding out about this

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Workplace got a massage chair and it's life changing

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

@Lundon99 This is why I work for PMI only

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Being sick has really made me stop missing LUMS.

Like sure I can't go to any Khokha raves, but at least tatti karney kay liye aik kilometre nahi chalna parta

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Me: I need to stop vaping

God: gives me this beast of a sore throat such that I can't

Me: bdsk...

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

Somebody put the Top Gun theme tune over Charles Leclerc's sunset lap in Austin and it's absolutely perfect 😍

[Ahsan @ahsan__m]

Sore throat vs compulsive need to vape face off today.