alex

🤠🥵

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

My dad just tried to order me a drink and goes “she’ll have an adderall spritz”

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

Just kidding 🇬🇷 mazel tov

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

You’re never alone. Theres mold

[sophie @netcapgirl]

after saying “nothing from my end” at the technical all hands

[alex mccord’s hives 🌸 @holly4brav0]

that fact that a convict with a ankle monitor got on Dancing with the Stars before Sch*ana 😭

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

been waiting 10 years for this Lil Jon C-Span chyron

[alex @aiayvas]

Everyone needs to be watching Olympic breakdancing omfg

[alex @aiayvas]

I love that those little pommel horse guys wear footie pajamas to compete

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

This debate....

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

neither of these candidates are existing in the context of all in which they live

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I'm sorry, but Trump just claimed that Democrats allow "after birth" abortion and the moderators' only response was "thank you"???

[Christin @hexprax]

Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.

[reid @thereidfeed]

what we need up there right now is a professional yapper, someone tap her in

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden