aidan

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

let me know when you’re here so i can lower the drawbridge

[aidan @aidan242]

you can tell the sex of a car by which side you pump gas in

[august @regularaugust]

Turned on DLSS5 and saw my own corpse in New Londo Ruins

[Burger @stinking_man]

2 beers on an empty stomach logging on to zoom therapy

[⟲ @unotfbg]

people don’t really understand the shit me and batman be going through

[Jeanie @buttforager]

That’s it. no more Mr. White guy

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

it’s cause ur always on that damn spectrum

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

you used to write code by hand and when it didn’t work you had to go into the codebase and understand all the functions
sometimes people would go on for days about variable names and we would argue about what programming language was better

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there are lowk tyrannical forces at play to destroy me but i persevere regardless

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and flop around uselessly

[Thomas White @len0killer]

You can tell the Hollywood elite lost some power because prime Dan Schneider would’ve had the Rizzler living in Caicos full time by now

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Beer is amazing, I can't believe we have a human tradition going back ten thousand years of crafting a beverage that makes you get kicked out of Moana

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

hey man i really appreciate you not killing me earlier when i accidentally exposed my weak point for an instant. that was cool of you

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

pisi is drinking earth’s entire freshwater supply

[chad @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you