Delicious Noodles

Quiet red panda, LGB, AI Developer

[Heritage American @bigbabolat]

Quick real life story, a few weeks ago for the first time since I've lived in south Florida, my neighbors lawn care crew which is always Hispanic(most likely illegal) was replaced with just super ghetto black guys. It had been weeks before that since I had last seem the Hispanic crew. Same lawn care company.

Obviously this is a very good sign that ICE might actually doing their job, but it was funny because the black guy using the standing mower that you stand on the back of went down near the lake and instantly got the front of the mower stuck in it. The other blacks then all had to try and spend the next 10 minutes lifting this very heavy mower out of the lake that the first black instantly drove into. The mower still worked since only the front of it went into it. I've never seen the Hispanics do anything like this ever.

So its both good that illegals seem to finally be disappearing, but also comical that blacks are just this unbelievably low IQ retarded that they can't operate a mower without driving it into a lake within 2 minutes of starting a job.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@RusstNOVA Free slave labor and organ harvesting.

[Eminem's Dead Uncle Ronnie @emsuncleronnie]

So blacks designed the electrical grid? You formatted the blueprints of skyscrapers and freeway systems? You codified a system of checks and balances that allowed capitalist innovation and for the greatest production of wealth of all time? You designed cutting edge transportation starting with the car to the plane to space shuttles in under a hundred years? Did you figure out the circuit board and the Internet and wireless wifi and cell phone technology?
No. You picked cotton then you've been chimping out and destroying our country since the 1960s. Your legacy is destruction death and twerking. Shut the fuck up for once in your destructive ass low IQ "Life". You're barely a human being.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@IceSolst My last account was suspended for "being a bot". So I stopped using X so much.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@PatriotArle The difference is, men love while women lust.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@Am_hailey Weird, at my library, we just have creepy dudes renting a computer for the internet and jerking off while watching porn.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NoblestCalling You used to be able to get a free personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut for reading and completing a book.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@cartersteinhoff It's based on a bad study done in Africa. They had two groups of men without HIV. One group left intact, the other was circumsized. Then weeks later they tested these two groups again and found out the group with the still injured penis didn't get HIV and concluded it healthy.

[interesting video @EGA_82]

Dad prank a daughter

[Anguis Rex @Anguis_Rex]

I think more concerning than atheists being unable to provide an answer that these types of Christian will accept (spoiler, there is no answer they will accept outside of Christ) is that these types seem to think interspecies necrophilia is the default setting and the only thing preventing the masses from jorkin it with roadkill is some religious moral code. Forget the fact that this is aberrant behavior throughout the entire animal kingdom and all but one out of 2 million recorded species has no concept of religion.

It's essentially this: you can be disgusted by it for any number of reasons but it doesn't count if you cannot do it from the framework of their belief system, thus making it impossible to satisfy them.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@DoltheDingo Hmm

[Yukon @PseudoMnemonic]

My dad used to tell me, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”

Do Indian dads tell their kids, “When in Rome, scam everyone, throw your trash in the river, and poop on the sidewalk?”

Seriously, the societal ineptitude of Indians is literally cartoonish.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@ToastyyDoggo Have you tried knocking him out, dragging him to your apartment, tying him up and gagging him so you can monologue about your feelings to him?

[2, The Ranting Gryphon @2_gryphon]

This is like saying, "It's not morally wrong to screw a cheese grater. Why aren't you atheists screwing cheese graters?" We're not holding ourselves back from the great temptation of boinking road kill because of morals. We don't WANT to do it because it's absolutely disgusting!

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

The best defense against a Jewish vampire: 😂

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@Vierd1 Her man can help her.

[DutchLGB @DutchLGB]

Telling homosexuals to accept the opposite sex just because some individuals "identify" as the opposite sex isn't progressive, it's oppressive.

Homosexuals are same sex attracted, this isn't a choice. I thought we made that clear already?

#LGBWithoutTheT

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NotOkN1 @BoilingFr0g14 Look man if that's your kink, whatever, do you, but I'm judging you hella hard over it.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NotOkN1 @BoilingFr0g14 If you're referring to STD's, yes, it's immoral to have sex with niggers.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NotOkN1 @BoilingFr0g14 You're the one that brought it up. Why is it morally wrong to fuck a corpse. You have it in front of you. You just don't like it because a gay Shinto just completely wrecked your ass.