aimala

Devoted wife, Soccer Mom

[aimala @aimala]

@georgesantos This was like, 2 years ago. Are you even from NY?

[aimala @aimala]

@_AnonHater_ “To wash bottles” Which one of her kids is still drinking out of a bottle?

[aimala @aimala]

@lTweetStuff The entire thing is a violent threat. Pretty scary actually. Not good entertainment. Yikes

[helena riley @freshhel]

Nachos are so lovely you get to dig around…make choices..learn about yourself and others

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Jessica Fox @HelloJessicaFox]

The more people who unfollow me the closer I get to finding my one true follower who I will leave my magical tweet factory to

[aimala @aimala]

My circle is small because have you met people?

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

real stans know elmo has been beefin with rocco long before this week. this is a long documented blood feud that some of you are just waking up to

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You better watch out”

Got it

“You better not cry”

Ope deal breaker

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Maybe if Fox News had raked the ground around the Christmas tree, it wouldn’t have caught fire.

[Rabbi Marisa Elana James @MarisaElana]

Essential thread of Bernie at shul...

[Diane Warren @Diane_Warren]

So I guess the sequel to The Apprentice is The Biggest loser...

[Vanita Gupta @vanitaguptaCR]

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[2024 Democratic National Convention @DemConvention]

“I’m just a regular kid, and in a short amount of time, Joe Biden made me more confident about something that’s bothered me my whole life. Joe Biden cared.”
– Brayden Harrington

#DemConvention

[aimala @aimala]

I’ve been intermittent fasting for years. It’s called sleeping.

[aimala @aimala]

I can’t even find the motivation to get off the couch for a refill of my vodka.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Ultrarunner Courtney Dauwalter takes on the world's most sadistic endurance race: https://t.co/UlcPvVpbo7

[OutnumberedMother @OutNumbMother]

Here you go, Melania. I fixed it for you. #pussygate

[aimala @aimala]

@pinkiron Coach? I think you might be confusing me with someone who gets off the couch for reasons other than fixing more nachos.

[aimala @aimala]

@PBandJenelley_1 You can barely keep a child, I’m sure a needy computer pet will be fine - considering your skill set. @misssmartyjones #Not