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Ummm....

[aisla @aisla]

@erastourticketz Please!

[aisla @aisla]

@erastourticketz Please! Would love to get for my daughter! 💕

[aisla @aisla]

@erastourticketz Me, please!

[aisla @aisla]

@erastourticketz Me please!!!! 💕

[Phoebe Morgan @Phoebe_A_Morgan]

Happy Christmas! To give something back to the book world this year I’m offering 1 free critique of your first 3 chapters and synopsis (commercial fiction only!), just RT this by midnight on 29/12/23 to enter! ✍️📖 📚I will give you feedback & advice to hopefully help! 😊

[aisla @aisla]

@WestJet Pls give parents a heads up you're going to leave car seats in the pouring rain @YXX. A 3wk old baby in a soaking seat is awful

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

A group of drunk girls is called a "shut the fuck up"

[Alisha Gray @alisha_gray07]

Duck face with @annemurray1 tribute singer...best night ever!!!! @aisla

[Alisha Gray @alisha_gray07]

@annemurray1 where are you??????

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

Most depressing cartoon about evolution you'll see today.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Cormac McCarthy's THE ROAD makes perfect sense when you see how people at the airport react to a Starbucks not bring able to toast bagels.

[ceej @ceejoyner]

Crowds hated it but the best weapon for fighting a lion in the gladiator ring was a spray bottle and a firm "NO."

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Someone brilliant invented a horse head squirrel feeder.

[Daniel Carrillo @DanielRCarrillo]

When life hands you lemons, add it to that shitty salmon dish you made last night, Carol. You embarrassed yourself in front of my parents

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Life can be a hard cell.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

RT if you think that telling young children that they will be tortured in Hell for an eternity if they are gay or atheist is a bit mental.

[aisla @aisla]

Just had X-rays done at dentist. It went great! Didn't even look fat in them! Why can't all my photos be X-rays?