Ajay

Sport, tech, aviation. Engineering at Waymo, Google.

[Lisa Abramson @lisaaabramson]

Impeccable timing 🙃

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Some personal news:

Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft.

Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!

[Steven Sinofsky @stevesi]

Somewhat happy to say I am no longer responsible for the worst Outlook outage (26 years ago)

[Gary Winslett 🌐🇺🇸 @GaryWinslett]

The phone company would send this GIANT book to your house (I’m talking like 8 inches thick on super thin paper) and it doxxed everyone in your town. Their address, their phone number, etc.. And they sent it to everyone in town. For free. Just because. Wild.

[Ajay @aj_]

Interesting that my only repeat use case for muse and instinct is a simple interface to setup a cronjob

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

We’re like one hack away from me finally being able to get my medical records easily

[Ajay @aj_]

I’m not stupid babe I just like you

[beyza dogan ironisi @beyzipsg]

Erkeklerin, beğendikleri kadının yanında bilişsel performansları düşüyor.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Ten years of Sad Affleck memes and it turns out he'd just been trying to install CUDA drivers the whole time.

[Ajay @aj_]

We’re gonna find out how many systems rely on the fact that scaled abuse used to be negative ROI

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Hello computer,

Find every Amazon purchase I ever made.
Call the number of the manufacturer.
Say you’re not satisfied.
Request a refund.
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund.

Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get them to send me money.

If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.

Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.

[Ajay @aj_]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the 15 index dispersion isn’t even centered around the target

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

These are shots from the fairway. 155 yards to the hole.

One side is the dispersion of the typical 15 index.

The other side is the dispersion of the typical tour pro.

I'll let you guess which one is which. 😉

[Nick Dobos @NickADobos]

OpenAI was hacked via the exact library mentioned in the xkcd comic hahahaha

The prophecy is fulfilled

[Ajay @aj_]

@amalezishi https://t.co/oKpwWXJEi8

[Flo Crivello @Altimor]

An AI risk denier dies and goes to heaven. Facing God, finally asks: "why were the AI CEOs pushing for a slowdown?"
God replies: "They were concerned about the risks, genuinely."
The denier, stunned, pauses and says: "this goes even higher than I thought…"

[Ajay @aj_]

Siri engineers invented AGI internally in 2012 and have been pacing the frontier ever since

[Ajay @aj_]

@amalezishi And a fair share of heartbreak too, but even those were fabulous matches

[Ajay @aj_]

Think Amazon knows when I got married?

[Ajay @aj_]

This means rich kids in private schools and at home can exclusively learn to use AI.

Worry not, we complain about inequity at that point.

[techbimbo @jameygannon]

Mamdani bans AI use in NYC public schools for K through 8th grade

very curious to hear thoughts from parents of young kids on this, what’s your AI policy at home?

[Ajay @aj_]

@DanielleFong Bearish ventures

[Paul Graham @paulg]

When I posted this, it was considered right wing — a university had just claimed that saying it constituted a "microaggression." Now it reads as left wing, because it implicitly supports immigration.

[Ajay @aj_]

@amalezishi Ah you preemptively answered it

[Ajay @aj_]

@amalezishi Something I need to know?