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Leftist woodworker. Raised rural currently in ATL

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@H_Longshanks27 @PokeMarr Yeah because burglars always knock before entering

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@FatherKoops That’s comedian Billy Wayne Davis

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@divalectics How do either one of those go bad? Does vinegar turn to water? Does soy sauce turn rancid?

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@billybrizzle420 There’s people who quit drinking after a few bad hangovers, and then there’s alcoholics.

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@salsadrunkard @i_zzzzzz @dee_of_e Cujo is in every book, he’s just doing his own thing in most of them

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@billybrizzle420 Did they make you take a lung capacity test?

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@mooseincrisis Seems that you found them

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@somewhocallmeH @bornposting Then you remember that he had an out from the very beginning and chose not to take it

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@bornposting Walt: Gray Matter owes me for what I did for them despite me selling my stock long before they hit it big
Elliott Schwartz from Gray Matter: Hi Walt despite the fact that you sold your stock long before we hit it big we owe you. Here’s lots of money
Walt: gfy I make meth now

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@Mindpron @ZekeFreek If you think it’s time to throw this pan out I bet you wear the same pair of gloves the whole time while cooking

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@penandjen Nah just drilled her for a bit

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@featherbear1950 @_cingraham Could have been avoided by not trespassing

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@joyfillednomads @gatewaypundit Read the article before you comment. He was a petting zoo mini donkey.

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@samreich @JacobWysocki Wysocki provides no once again he can blend into any situation with ease. The true human chameleon.

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@Buppy9999 What was the tallest mountain on Earth before they discovered Mt. Everest?

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@ForsanDan10117 @haveaconcern Bootlicker Dan out here licking boots.

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@penandjen I have a recurring scenario where in my dreams I’m in a car and the driver leaves and now I have to drive the car from the backseat

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@Perkulator57 @DemzDeliver There haven’t even been 23 black senators in history

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@jimlong32231 @wsbtv So if the cops entered your back yard and shot your dog, you’d side with them? Because that’s exactly what happened here.

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@Not_know_4 He’s a better actor than her. She’s got a few really good moments and is definitely not doing a bad job, but overall he’s definitely better at this.