Mama Shoots

Big dumb idiot/comedy producer. Toking and joking at 420 everyday babyyy

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Knowing exactly what time it was I just asked a full elevator for the time and 11 people said 420 in unison #blessed

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Coming this September 🤭 https://t.co/DstSuBCtwx

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Just moved house and my life is in boxes. Currently using a wine glass for every meal. Everything. Is. Fine. 😬🍷🐈 https://t.co/3GYeHlOddm

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Oh 2019 you are too much! Two weddings, one dress, a million dances and far too many beers to count 🎉🥰🍺 My heart is so full after another amazing weekend with dear friends ❤️
Congratulations to @juliarodwell and @hamza_jehangir for knowing how to thr… https://t.co/K4AnAjsduz

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Heyyy it’s the holidays! Go do some bloody good in the world ❤️💉 https://t.co/0ionLH4fMz

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Who would win in a fight? https://t.co/Vhaz3Ry0v1

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Hello I am 30 tomorrow; just practicing being over it ✨🙄✨ https://t.co/aeR1bMEyOi

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

oh hi this is Rusty and he’s my new boyfriend sorry @joejoeshaffer 💁‍♀️❤️🐶 https://t.co/8Z6xjeS2BK

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

🔥This hot take circa ‘96🔥 https://t.co/01ZDcZfyJx

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

@CanRevAgency Is there a way to access your free Liaison Officer service online? I'm a non-resident in Australia looking into a 105 Tax Waiver application for a group of US performers touring Canada for 2 weeks in June and need some direction. Pls help!

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Been having fun at @briscomedyfest all week! My vote for best show goes to this guy 👏🦝 https://t.co/ljbDNJQooO

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Oh shit I got a furry valentime https://t.co/E483uFFfIi

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

What else is new lol! 💅🙏 https://t.co/qAcyyx3kZM

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Pimm’s party! 🥳 Happy 40th Lesty! X https://t.co/hgs4ylrpsy

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

We back on the coast
Tell your friends 😎🏖☀️ https://t.co/OiMpQFEr8C

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

🔥 warning: the green’s lighting up babyyy #gDxmas https://t.co/RfSiRcnGVc

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Uh oh someone’s lettin loose as a moose this crimbo 🥃 🎄 https://t.co/qDeBwfKYm8

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

This fuckin rockstar just had a couple of wines and got her hairrr did at @aloftstory and now she’s ready for your goddamn bullshit thnx 🙏 https://t.co/MWum4FiB3D

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

TONIGHT! You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow https://t.co/cHkIjM8uBi

[Giant Dwarf @giantdwarf]

After a completely sold out run at @melbcomedyfestival, comedian @capperflapper returns to Sydney with his brand new show “Quantum Bad Boy”. Friday 11 May at 9:30pm at GD!

SPECIAL DEAL: Book tickets for Nick Capper on Fri 11 May and see @mattstewartcomedy on Sat 12 May for …

[Giant Dwarf @giantdwarf]

COMING SOON! A night of comedy, food and drinks!

For on night only, cult faves #RestaurantFuckheads & #DeathOfADaulman are gracing the stage at Giant Dwarf for a double feature spectacular!
Feat. @stu_what @bonrissole @xavier_michelides @gotthelooke & @kosharikorner serving…

[Mama Shoots @aj_shoots]

Hey losers.. call me a NERD but I super appreciate the people* in my life rn and I reckon that’s cool 🤙 (no matter what u fucks say) 😌🙏 thanks I love u 💛 (*dumb idiots)