john felix

pro procrastinator | "All that glitters is not Gold, All those who wander are not Lost"

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

When Nehru became PM, India had nothing, we were struggling for food, our budget was only ₹500 Cr

Still he built ISRO, IITs, IIMs & the entire India from scratch

There can never be second Nehru 🔥

[𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧 @Automotivegeek3]

I work for one of India’s top automotive MNCs. It used to allow eggs in the cafeteria, but now even eggs have been banned. Imagine where we’re heading as a country when companies start controlling the food choices of their employees. Food should be a matter of personal choice

[karan J @Karan16J]

It’s 2026, NDA govt is entering into it’s 13th year of ruling and not even a single KM of Hyderabad metro has been approved from 2014

Even if approved and works start in 2027 there are high chances Hyd won’t have operational ph 2 even in 2030

Again Why should hyd vote for BJP?

[Pankaj Arora 🇮🇳 @Panks_Arora]

Till date, in my housing society I have taken approvals for:

• Renovation work
• AC installation
• Internet wiring
• Parking allocation
• Guest entry
• Delivery access
• Pet registration
• Balcony modifications

People take 25-year loans believing they are buying freedom.

Reality:
You pay crores to live under a private rulebook created by retired uncles with WhatsApp power.

[Priyank Kharge / ಪ್ರಿಯಾಂಕ್ ಖರ್ಗೆ @PriyankKharge]

4,000 EVMs conveniently destroyed in mystery fire at Kolkata Government building.

One has to admire the consistency of these remarkable coincidences.

The fire reportedly started on the third floor of the ten-storey building and, somehow bypassing the fourth, fifth and sixth floors, reached the eighth and ninth floors where the EVMs were stored.

Every shred of potential evidence relating to the Bengal election manipulation now disappeared.

Master conspirators like the BJP+ECI would know better than anyone: the surest way to avoid scrutiny is to ensure there is nothing left to scrutinise.

[Saba Naqvi @_sabanaqvi]

Just good to hear young voices say no to Hindu Muslim because such an approach does not just harm minorities (which it does) but diminishes the majority very substantially and certainly does not help the economy.

[Krish Ashok @krishashok]

Indians spent over ₹20,000 crore on dietary supplements last year. For most healthy people, a good chunk of it ends up as expensive urine

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

A cow suffering from Listeriosis disease was circling a field for 8 days

The villager instead of taking it to a veterinarian for treatment,started worshiping it like a God,applying tilak,doing aarti & kissing its body

No wonder the BJP wins elections by invoking religion & Cow

[john felix @ajfben]

@abidsensibull Which beginnings is it ? pumping or dumping ?

[Abhisar Sharma @abhisar_sharma]

UAPA case gone . ED case in the dustbin. Remember all the propaganda about China funding and the Chinese agenda ? Zero proof... sirf bakwas.

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

BJP promises voters ₹2500 rupees each to buy their vote.

But they give MPs ₹25 crores each to defect.

This is the state of inequality in India and the value of the common citizen.

[Dr. Ruchika Sharma @tishasaroyan]

Basically, men in India are now allowed to call women R@nd! as long as they write a poem around it. How empowering, such feminism, much Vishwaguru!

[Rahul Ramakrishna @eyrahul]

I’m going to petition @X to introduce a breathalyzer option for the countless silly kids here who are convinced that writing a coherent 120-word post requires intoxication 😂😘
Given their staggering level of naivety, it would probably become the platform’s most-used feature.

[Dr.B.Karthik Navayan @Navayan]

“In cases where a person is detained for more than 24 hours in violation of this order, without any plausible reason, an amount of ₹25,000 per day shall be payable to the detained person as compensation by the State Government,” the verdict said
https://t.co/RNerud9J5x

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

INTERESTING: So @narendramodi ji completes 12 years in power today, a rare feat in today's uncertain times. Tomorrow he completes 4399 days in power consecutively which is the longest unbroken tenure of an elected Indian PM if you discount Nehru's 1947-52 period as an 'interim' government. Since this govt is obsessed with Jawaharlal's legacy, this is one record they will be especially proud of. NOTE: it is wrong to say that Nehru lacked an electoral mandate before 1952 because his government derived its legitimacy from the Constituent Assembly that was constituted in 1946. So maybe to settle the debate conclusively Mr Modi will have to stay on as PM till 2031 at least!🙏🏻😉

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

BREAKING : Congress party to launch a Massive Yatra in Punjab ahead of Assembly elections

Rahul Gandhi to kick off the Yatra, all top Punjab Congress leaders to join. It will cover all 117 seats of Punjab.

Nightmares for AAP cockroaches, time to finish them for once & all 😄🔥

[Manu Joseph @manujosephsan]

Wrong-side driving is on the rise; what it says about the future of India
'Most of our problems come from the same force that condones wrong side driving. The fire that broke out in a Delhi hotel a few days ago, killing 21, was caused by the same mindset that empowers people to take a 10-tonne vehicle out on the street, drive on the wrong side the whole day, and face no consequences, unless someone takes a video, posts it on social media and tags the police. Any officer in this country can just step out of his office, on to the road, and see wrong-side driving within five minutes, but they appear to notice it only on social media.'
My latest column in the Mint.

https://t.co/m7MwWemGpI

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

The government of India is blocking my posts on Instagram that criticizes Homeopathy based on a directive from the Homeopathy Council. This is very shameful of the government...protecting pseudoscience and it's practitioners from scientific scrutiny.

This is the post: https://t.co/ZtIKlYF6sK

[The ER Doctor @TheERDoctor]

So the guy who danced in front of the War Memorial in the US has been deported...
Because he scammed his way into a H1B visa.
Indians making us proud abroad.

Irony is he would never have been caught if he hasn't made that video
What an absolute moron!

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

BREAKING : United INDIA led by RaGa has sent chills to Modi Govt 🔥

> All 25 INDIA parties will raise SIR with the Chief Justice of India

> Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation

> Demanded Modi Govt for all party meeting over economic crisis

> INDIA meeting to be held every 2 months now under LoP leadership

No wonder Godi Media & BJP trolls are having sleepless nights spreading propaganda against INDIA 😂