The AJ Hapenny

Stand-Up Comedian.
Wedding Officiant.
Rasslin'

[Joe Hendry @joehendry]

Compliments to the Chef 👏 👏
#WWENXT

[Mike Rotch @RotchyKong]

Vince McMahon smoking crack with Slimer is my favorite thing in the whole world right now.

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

CM PUNK CALLS RYBACK :

[Damien ✪ @TorturedXGenius]

Ryback is finally retiring

#SURVIVORSERIES

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

The Rated R Superstar Adam Copeland has arrived in #AEW!

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@EdgeRatedR

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

What a partnership!

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@EdgeRatedR | @Sting | @DarbyAllin

[Numi R 💜 @numi_r]

Thanks for everyone who asked to take pictures of the 🍑! #cosplayisnotconsent #evo2023 #StreetFighter6 #cammy

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

The neckbeards are very upset with my tweets tonight. Turns out fans with 27 followers, who’s Twitter handle has “elite” in it, don’t handle criticism or common sense too well. You guys should learn to no-sell my tweets. Pretend you’re really in the elite, pal. 😂

[The AJ Hapenny @ajhapenny]

My pornstar name is Gradey Dick

[The AJ Hapenny @ajhapenny]

Personally, I think every pro-wrestling show should have Elton John as it's theme song.
#AEWCollision

[laura. @duhitslaura_]

The accuracy. #WWERAW #RawAfterMania #WorstRawEver #WorstRawAfterMania

[The AJ Hapenny @ajhapenny]

Shane McMahon lasts longer than I do. #WrestleMania

[WrestleCringe @WRESTLECringe]

A lot of you guys have been sleeping on the youtube content.

[KYLIE RAE @IamKylieRae]

YO 😩 not my mom straight roastin me at shows, stay humbled💀

[The AJ Hapenny @ajhapenny]

As it should be!

[The AJ Hapenny @ajhapenny]

Don't Heckle Me,
I'll Cum

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I bet you MFs didn’t know about my Side Hustle 💥💥💥

[Simoo ☻ @totalcrushd]

NOOOOOOO

[Al Snow @TheRealAlSnow]

Told Jessica I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day.