KennyCapozzi

Boston blue collar open micer

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He’s funny huh?

Just wait.

@DougStanhope @theroaddogmovie

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@uusaint The root problem is birth.

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@kimberlycongdon But what if he had one foot?

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@steak_jones People have died from just water

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@steak_jones Get off the shit kid

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@justsarahmartin I’m just glad they’re pee while driving friendly

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@KnightlyKevin Humblebrag

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@mikerecine As long as it’s mortadella with the sliced pistachios

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@joshgondelman He’s a good kid. He’d always say hi to your mother.

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@joshgondelman They’re not Kowloon’s but native East Bostonian David Sab One Forlizzi does way better shit. https://t.co/PulUI91IDi

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@Pingtr1p @joerogan @Shanemgillis @marknorm @SkepticTankPod Tremendous Lee kick that mule!

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@steak_jones They got one in the liquor store in Brockton. I saw an old lady using it and I gotta say the writers are on drugs this season.

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@steak_jones Get the strap

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“Comedy should be dangerous.” Is what I tell myself every time I drive home hammered after a set.

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I had so many shots of Dr. McGillicuddy’s that my butthole feels minty fresh.

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@AmamahSardar Unless it’s drugs

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@logieobie But did you cum though?

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@OverweightChamp Tighten up Timmy

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@TonyTellJoke How dare you talk about Bukowski in that tone!

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@izzydarosa Acid is way better but shrooms are still fun.