BREAKING: In a stunning new announcement, Harry Enten, the lead for CNN’s data analysis, just read off all the bad news displayed for Donald Trump in the latest polls. Retweet so all Americans see this. https://t.co/7X5bfsxo6L
When I last talked with my dear friend Brandon, two weeks ago, he said that the most important thing is that Misty is OK if something happens to him. If you can help, donate, if not, please share so that others can contribute. @MistyRayburn@superblindman https://t.co/dKzytl29oC
Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML https://t.co/2HfePNksgp
Today, my girlfriend got heartburn. She started freaking out, convinced she was having a heart attack. Five hours and an ambulance later, we finally left the ER with a diagnosis of "too many hot dogs." FML https://t.co/YJlE9s4Zeo