Amanda

[Amanda @ajmurd]

The fact that the Nanit app counts toward screen time is preposterous

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@HariSevugan 1000%.

[Amanda @ajmurd]

Genuinely think Serena could not have drawn a better player for her match though. Maya Joint is terrible.

[Amanda @ajmurd]

Serena looks v bad

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@Polymarket He didn’t write shit. His clerk did

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@skyshimii They don’t eat and then get vitamin deficiencies and have permanent brain issues

[Amanda @ajmurd]

Didn’t feel good calling Ben Stiller a B list celebrity at the Spurs game. I take it back.

[Covie @covie_93]

A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’

@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case.

Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@teachthemx3 Isn’t this just Montessori?

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@AnarkYouTube Two cheeseburger meal is $5.99 in TX

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

Last summer, John Fetterman told his staff he could be the 2028 Democratic VP pick. "Almost all of us had our jaws on the floor, like, 'Are you out of your fucking mind? You don't do your job, you can't raise any money, and your entire party hates you'"
https://t.co/7uSHcnDxFV

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@LinkofSunshine Live in Leander it’s an Austin suburb and our mayor is not conservative. Technically it’s nonpartisan but she’s def a Dem.

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@SarahHuckabee Arkansas still sucks

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@lydiakauppi She ordered like 4 different types of bouillon

[Amanda @ajmurd]

My boomer mother will argue with me about stuff she is very wrong about (like people we mutually know) and then when I press her on it.. she will be like “oh I don’t know”. EXACTLY. You don’t know. Why are you arguing with me when you’re wrong all the time!!! Maddening

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@morninggloria lol best analogy I’ve ever heard?

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@devahaz Imagine someone staying on EBT… for free aquarium visits.

[Amanda @ajmurd]

@kaefair @lloydletta @joewrote They literally did that because of NPs with doctorates calling themselves doctors. Physicians are famously v sensitive as to who identifies as a physician

[Burnham: Son of the Century @corncobanalysis]

Dem primary oppo: "my opponent may not be as well-educated as he says he is🤓🤓🤓"

Republican primary oppo: "John Cornyn is in the Muslim Brotherhood, everyone knows this"