Timmy Heaters

Ask me about the mind goblins

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

My face when the bartender says "here comes trouble" when me and the boys walk in

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Heavy Rain to Hit Anchorage Alaska on Sunday October 4, 2026

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

@frankiemacd Appreciate the heads up 🙏

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

Dan Sullivan is also going to need to drop a slur to earn my support. Elections coming soon, tick tock danny!

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

Tar and feather the bastards

[Jackie Singh 🇺🇸 🗳️ IWillVote.com @HackingButLegal]

Holy shit. "Quite frankly sir, I don't think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason."

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

@the_poop_ape The boys are back in towowown

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

If my math checks out I'm owed 1.2m dollars from the buckaroo club

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A California nurse who was served at least 14 tequila shots in under nine hours on a Carnival cruise ship has been awarded $300,000 by a federal jury.

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

@mrmikeMTL You mean the number I inherited to get discounts at the grocery store? Yeah

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

Homie bought the bidetmega. For real shittas ONLY 🙅‍♂️

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

I advocated to not judge a book by its cover one time and one of my homies checked me with "when the book looks like the necronomicon you should probably judge it" and that really stuck with me fr

[Celia @CeliaBedelia]

We finished our Lord of the Rings marathon, but the fireworks are still going, so we started Return of the King again. I usually skip the opening scene with Gollum when I watch it with my kids because it’s somewhat scary.

Daughter: “Wow, Sméagol looked evil before he was even evil.”

Son: “I think that’s just Andy Serkis’ face.”

Other son: “That’s rude. Andy Serkis can’t help that his face looks evil.”

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

GF going to dinner with friends tonight so I’m going full Charlie mode

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

I should be allowed to get a little horned up after some turkey, gravy, n stuffin

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Now we know why he said this

[Fudd Busters @FuddBusters]

I'm not meaning to get all political or nothin' but...

[shu @anshum8]

@DaveMcNamee3000 I can’t believe AIPAC making him wear this fr 😭😂

[Prints.and.the.Revolution @PrintsandtheRev]

💯

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

@the_poop_ape Big dawg big balls i always say

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

@the_poop_ape She said what she said.

[Timmy Heaters @ak_fatboy]

@the_poop_ape I am the danger