Muhammed

| Deist | Hopeless Romantic | Stoic

[Muhammed @akeju__]

Memento mori, memento vivere.

“Look behind. Remember thou art mortal. Remember you must die! So remember to live, and to live as well as you can”.

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@lagosonabudget Una dey chop o

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@theladymotara Nice.

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@temilad4 @letozzycook @wonuthecreator_ @kingibiyemi Wà ṣeré.
Ọkùnrin ló ń ké sí.

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@TheNathanWay Where did you get that bread?😭

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@MrMekzy_ Inside one stomach?

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@temilad4 @letozzycook @wonuthecreator_ @kingibiyemi 1A is soft.

2 too—not too hard, just a lot of jargon and wording to confuse the students.
3, none.

Section B: 1, 2, 4, and 5—I get idea, I go cook.

Me sef get small stuff o, no whine me😌

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@NurseLekan 😂😂

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@dammiedammie35 So the house no be 150M?
Wey I don open Opay, mtcheww.

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@IamFahbulous I usually just use ChatGPT, then tell it to create a prompt for Claude.
It's reasonably good at speech-to-text.

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@HTX_Studio Crazy.

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@5starbarber_1 @theberneese This guy na fool😭.

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@dark_saml The Americans

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@thegoat8090 @TouchlineX Still here?

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@yusuff_Ma Attention has become the product. Every update is an attempt to squeeze a little more of it out of us.

Sad.

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@EGBON_EMMA Same

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@laoluswrld Exactly.

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They've ruined Twitter with this new update.

If I wanted to see posts from people I follow, there's already a tab for that. The whole point of the main feed was to come across interesting conversations and posts i wouldn't have come across otherwise.
Fun while it lasted.

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@Wuwaika90 @sowore @PoliceNG @officialABAT 😂

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@olajumokeokenla Lmao

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Silo and From should have ended with their latest seasons.
I hate when shows are dragged out longer than they need to be.

Especially Silo. And From—what could another entire season possibly say that couldn't be wrapped up in one extra episode?
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