Andres,

Who, you?

[Spencer “Bock Toddy” @SpencerCasolo]

When extra ranch is free

[Andres, @akilvine]

Beelzebud

[Andres, @akilvine]

@baz00per @catxdad Now we all look foolish

[Andres, @akilvine]

2k19

[Andres, @akilvine]

Guys like to use elaborate handshakes to trick each other into hugging

[Spencer “Bock Toddy” @SpencerCasolo]

I don’t ever promote stuff on my social media and I’m a comedian so you know how annoying we can be about it. Do me the solid checking this out. I don’t ask for much

[Spencer “Bock Toddy” @SpencerCasolo]

Wow a whole show at a real festival at 11pm on a Friday night and all that and more for only 15 dollars?
Well if I can’t sell that to you I can’t sell you anything.
Anyway please come to this because we are tired of doing it just for ourselves.

[Andres, @akilvine]

@Jonas_Gustav How dare you

[Andres, @akilvine]

Why does all of Dear Evan Hanson sound like every David Archuleta song #topical

[Andres, @akilvine]

https://t.co/PUQzaqPK9f

[Andres, @akilvine]

Me: I wonder what the news is saying about all of this impeachment stuff.
The News:

[Andres, @akilvine]

Love is dead.

https://t.co/sCLVwkqGC4

[Andres, @akilvine]

@NJungers19 @JimmyG_10 @Kaepernick7.

[Andres, @akilvine]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. -Samuel 1:27

[Andres, @akilvine]

A state of emergency has been declared in Charlottesville and people are still calling this a "Rally?"

[Andres, @akilvine]

I can't wait for the new Dan Brown novel "Cisterns and Celiacs" https://t.co/Cw7kgdja7z

[TIME @TIME]

The Vatican says gluten-free wafers can't be used for communion https://t.co/LgydxNoUxs

[Andres, @akilvine]

New twitter feels like a really boring Prezi

[Andres, @akilvine]

This makes it sound like God has a hit out on greenhouse gasses. https://t.co/xnukDfCVHV

[TIME @TIME]

Republican congressman says God will "take care of" climate change https://t.co/bnTczTPpSK

[Andres, @akilvine]

The moment I chose Encyclopedia Brittanica over Wikipedia is the moment I knew I was in trouble